Congress takes over GM and launches it’s first new car

Congressional CarIn case you were wondering what sort of cars Detroit would start churning out now that it’s controlled by a labor union friendly pro environment leaning congress… The Congressional Motors GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition could be hitting the roads in 2012.

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What conspiracy theory really killed David Carradine

What really happened to David Carradine The legendary grasshopper has passed, and all we can do is cry and wonder how a suicidal failed actor with addition and money problems could have possibly killed himself. There must have been a conspiracy and we have the ten most likely causes of David Carradine’s untimely death…

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What really happened to Air France Flight 447?

Flight 447 Mysetry Solved Here are the ten most plausible scenarios for what happened to Air France Flight 447, lost off northeastern Brazil to waters off West Africa. The Airbus A330-200 was cruising normally at 35,000 feet and 522 mph just before it literally disappeared nearly four hours into the flight.

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Which cartoon characters are gay?

Gay Cartoon Characters Which cartoon characters are the most likely to be closeted homosexuals? Lets out the ten most likely gays using our own cartoon gaydar with a plus or minus 30% gay accuracy rating.

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KISS rock band Lego set

Kiss LegosThis is the Rock Legends KISS in Legos made by Jonathan Gilbert, including Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss. They are in their tour outfits from 1975, the Dressed To Kill Tour.
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Ten best shows on TV

Ten Best TV Shows Here are the ten best shows currently on television as compiled by RZone staff members.

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Office Space in Legos

Office Space in LegoOffice Space is not only the greatest movie of all time, for some it’s a way of life. And what better way to celebrate anything than recreate it in Legos or velvet paintings.
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Man contemplating suicide gets a helpful push off bridge

Suicide Push CheaterA Chinese man heavily in debt spent five hours blocking traffic when finally a passer by got fed up and pushed him off the bridge he was considering jumping from.
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Jealous crane operator use cheating wife’s boat as wrecking ball

Wrecking CheaterSure it’s as fake as Lindsey Lohan’s rack and has equally bad acting, but still it’s decently entertaining. Besides unless you live in my trailer park you don’t see stuff like this everyday.
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Butt Hole Road comes to an end

Butt Hole RoadOne road in South Yorkshire (the one in England not the pudding) was so sick of being the butt of jokes that it was forced to change it’s name. After internet postings the sign had become famous and tourists would bare themselves in front of the sign for pictures.
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