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Yes on 24

Not Fox's 24At RZone, we like to eat.  And I don’t mean that we enjoy a fine meal at an upscale restaurant, I mean that we like to eat large quantities of food (the fatter I get, the less room on the short bus’s seat that I have to share with other retards).

Instead of buying multiple sandwiches, we were able to convince one of the local Quiznos restaurants (with the security camera for our protection) to not cut the bread when making the sandwich and instead just make a sandwich using their full loaf.  What follows is some pictures I took while another RZoner made this sandwich his bitch.

24 inch sandwich fits in the Dodge Magnum
The sandwich needed a decent amount of space for transportation.

24 inch sandwich carried with care
The 24 inch sandwich was given respect and held with care.

24 inch sandwich getting closer to demise
Good thing nobody was in the way, this might have knocked people down.

finding room on the desk
Pretty funny when you have to clear room on a desk for a sandwich.

unpacking the sandwich
more unpacking of the 24 inch sandwich
Due to the length of the sandwich and it’s not being cut the sandwich was hard to handle.

24 inch sandwich ready to be consumed

24 inch sandwich measured to determine exact length
Without accurate measurement, this might not believable.

24 inch sandwich warmup exercises
When preparing to eat a sandwich of this magnitude, proper warm-up exercises are necessary.

stretching before eating 24 inch sandwich
Of course there must be proper mouth stretching exercise before undertaking this task.

starting to undertake the 24 inch sandwich consumption
Here’s the start of the consumption.  Unfortunately nobody on-site can perform the Heimlich Maneuver, fortunately it wasn’t needed.

24 inch sandwich eaten
The sandwich was fully consumed and as you can see from the extra lettuce that fell out and into the wrapper, there was probably 2 heads of lettuce on the sandwich.

 

Can you down a 24 inch sandwich, a couple cans of soda and then eat dessert?  I ran out of film on my digital camera or I would have gotten pictures of the dessert also.  Maybe I’ll eventually learn to replace film on my digital cameras so that I don’t run out of room and just buy new ones.

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Posted By: Michael

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