Sumo Babies

Nothing quite as enjoyable as watching Jenny Craig dropouts playing with babies which they probably are going to mistake for dinner. Maybe this is just a new fad, eating the young.

I’m pretty sure that if one of these monsterous mountains came at me I would faint and later become a meal.

Sure the sumo can wrestle and now apparently their childred can fly.

“The winner is the first to eat the whole child, feet included. 1, 2, 3, GO!”

“I think that one needs soy sauce.. come to Uncle Chingy little appetize.”

“I bet I can make my scared baby scream louder than yours.”

“Hold him to the Gods.. if they don’t eat him, he’s your dinner.”

“Oh my God, I’m going to get eaten like the babies before me.. they must be in there right now.”

“My sumo baby can beat up your sumo baby!”

“Let’s hold them up higher so they cook in the sun faster.”

“It’s dinner time.. get in my mouth!”

“I think mine made a doody.. I think that your’s did too.”

“I think that this one is going to be sour.”

“Quick, shake yours until it stops moving, just play ‘My Little Paintcan’ like I did.”

“This should be humiliating enough for a lifetime.”

I’m not sure why I even bothered copying these pictures. Pretty sure that it is more lame than retarded, but we are still working on the Retard Network and haven’t even being as retarded as we can get.