Free Mummy With Every Home

A bank in Spain auctioned a house without ever bothering to take a look inside. Apparently the previous owner who had not been seen in six years was mummified where she fell. I think I’d rather get the free toaster, but that a mummy could always come in handy during Halloween and scaring neighborhood kids from playing on your lawn…
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Looking to Hire the One

Since we are located in an industrial area we get as many as a dozen people coming in a day looking for a job. We are hiring for three positions at the company we work at but just to be asses we periodically select random job position and try to fill it. Today we are looking for a Paleoscatologist, unfortunately there is only one of them in the world and we are looking to hire her.
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Yahoo! Is Incomplete

This is no mistake.. This is Yahoo!’s definition of being complete. Apparently for Yahoo! 99% is enough to consider something complete. Where I work, 99% is actually better than most people will ever attain, but that still isn’t enough from Yahoo! (maybe that’s why their stock is lagging). Continue Reading »

Hashima Island

I would love to go check out Hashima island off of Nagasaki Japan. It was a coal mining facility where 885 lived and worked for Mitsubishi and has been abandoned since 1974.
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Melanie Griffith Turns Into Zombie

The Actress Melanie Griffith was recently spotted scaring small children on the beach in Santa Monica. Yes that is her knee on the right, well she can transition into horror movies with a body like that.
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Cool Map of Island From TV Show Lost

I found this really cool 4.3 MB map of the island from the TV show Lost. Season 2 sucked but season three has been pretty cool.
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Retards Petition to Free Paris

Retarted Paris fans are banding together in an effort to free her from jail. Unfortunately they can’t spell and want you to “sihn” their “nline” petition.
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Forget Africa feed a Hippy Celebrity

Cate Blanchett either has a serious heroin habit or died several years ago along with her acting career. Good lord, explains why that coldplay lead singer is so whiny and bitchy all the time. No one likes fat chicks but this out-anerexic the next chick thing is getting out of hand.
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USA Number One!

I love it when the USA is number one! I am doing my part - are you doing yours? The USA is leading the world with a 31% obesity rate!

The girls here at work have worked really hard to get us here and I just want to thank them for their help.
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