Thank Fred for Hummers. I mean, without Hummers I know a lot of wives that wouldn’t have nice jewelry, “working girls” that would have to become waitresses, waitresses that would lose tips, Champagne rooms that would become sparkling cider rooms, and your mom would have to get a real job. Let’s not even talk about your sister’s business. Continue Reading »
29 Jun, 07 in Retarded 
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An Italian teacher was acquitted of abuse charges for making a student write “I am a retard” 100 times. The teacher, whose identity was withheld to protect her privacy, forced the punishment on the 12-year-old boy after he blocked a fellow pupil from going to the toilet and called him “gay” and “girly.
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Completing the final leg in their 15 year 17 thousand mile journey, 30 thousand rubber ducks are making the beaches of Britain.
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“I need TP for my bunghole!” Ya, not me Beavis, I use it for other reasons (well, for that too). I can’t go into all the different uses for toilet paper, but I can tell you that I know of two uses and when it comes down to business. And the next time I use the toilet paper (Charmin brand, of course) I’ll get pictures of the lucky recipient’s expression after waking up and seeing my present. Continue Reading »
29 Jun, 07 in Retarded Michael 1 Comment »
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Weird but true, herpes virus are killing coral reefs.
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28 Jun, 07 in Technerd Lindsey No Comments »
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Aside from beatings (which are legal in many arab countries) burkas are making women sick throughout the arab world. 99 percent of women in a recent study showed a deficiency of vitamin D.
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The Beatles and the clash never reunited but we get the spice girls version 2.0. All I really really want, all I really really want is to know why Geri Halliwell is eating all of Vitoria Beckham’s food.
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28 Jun, 07 in Celebrity Jerome No Comments »
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Russia now claims that the arctic region is Russian territory, laying claim to oil, gas and mineral rights for the region. Under international law, no country owns the North Pole. Instead, the five surrounding Arctic states, Russia, the US, Canada, Norway and Denmark.
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28 Jun, 07 in Political Jerome No Comments »
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José Aznar, a tourist from Los Angeles didn’t tip an Italian posing as a Roman centurion in front of the Colosseum for a picture. The actor dressed in armor threw the tip in the face of the tourist and proceeded to kick and beat the tourist.
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An international environmental organization is opposed to a plan to dump iron dust into the ocean near the Galapagos Islands, where it will encourage the growth of plankton, which absorbs carbon dioxide from the air. The tiny sea creatures known as plankton are the main food consumed by whales and are considered to be the bottom rung in the marine food chain.
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