I recently came upon a couple or retarded vehicles. Well, I guess the vehicles aren’t retarded, it’s the owners of the vehicles that are retarded. I can appreciate good advertising, but this is really not it.
I needed a landscape care service. Imagine my luck when I find myself behind Gallaghter’s Landscape Care truck! Here’s my opportunity to pick up my cell phone and make the call to get a forest’s worth of trees trimmed, acres of landscape services and maybe have the last 1,000 rose bushes removed and new one’s added. Oh wait.. I can’t have the estate re-landscaped because Gallagher’s Landscape Care is retarded.
Maybe I can figure out the number based on glue residue.
Fortunately for me I was in need of a taxi service for full time transportation for my great-great-great-grandparents and I was behind a minivan taxi. I tried to call this number but it never connected. Maybe I misdialed the inappropriate amount of numbers, so I redialed. Nope, still not working.
Just one number short of a working phone number.