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Viper Ouch

Viper OuchHave you ever been bitten by a snake?  How about by a viper?  How about getting revenge and slamming the Dodge Viper that your daddy bought for you into a pole while trying to execute a turn going faster than you can handle?

While my scooter was being checked over at the Dodge dealership I saw a Dodge Viper.  A nice one.  2007 model year.  The car has amazing specs like 510 horses (not sure where they put the horses while not being used to pull the car), 6 speeds (stopped, backward, forward, fast forward, faster foward, fastest forward?), and soft sides.

The story is that some 16 year old’s daddy bought this car for him.  The dad makes too much money and apparently is an idiot for letting his 16 year old have a car like this.  In the future the father should be responsible and let me drive the Viper while his son uses my scooter.

 

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The driver swears the pole ran out and hit him in the side.

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Nice way to add extra cooling to the engine department.

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Nothing that a little duct tape won’t fix.

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You don’t want to know how much this wheel costs to replace.

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The wheel tire and wheel were beaten up, both need replacing.

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

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