Do you like a nice traffic causing car crashes as much as I do?Â If you don’t, stay the hell off the following freeways: 101, 405, 5, 91, 1, 133, 26, 23, 118, 134 … oh hell, just move to someplaceÂ that only hasÂ farm equipment.
During the afternoon drive, getting lost while trying to find Costco, I got stuck on the 405 South due to some really inconsiderate driver that didn’t like her car.Â I know why she crashed,Â Â that she didn’t like her car, and that it was aÂ female driver even though I didn’t see her.Â I know all thisÂ because:
Â 1) Obviously there was some shoe sale she was racing to when she came up with plan 2, which was;
Â 2) She could crash the car so that her daddy would buy her a new one;
Â 3) Only aÂ female would drive this poorly.
Below are some pictures that I took while practicing my rubber-necking skills.
This guy can’t believe the wreck, check him out.
Now you know what the guy was looking at.
The cop with the odd “tattoo” on his neck can’t believe it either.
The SUV is hardly damaged (I think that it popped a tire on the Sentra driver’s teeth).
Just amazing.. I should have gotten out of my car and taken pictures.
The headliner in the Sentra might be damaged…
Looks like the tires on the Sentra are still in good shape.Â So are the tail lights.
Awesome how the car got deformed, view a higher res pic here.
The whole scene was interesting.. if you weren’t involved in the accident at least.
Fat guys, entering on the right.
The fat guys are sure slow.
Really, really slow.
Of course I chased the ambulance, I wanted to get a picture of the woman and maybe her new shoes.
Off to the hospital.. Hope her shoes didn’t get ruined.
The accident was so good I had to view it from the other side.
I think the SUV will be fine after replacing the front tire.
Nice necklace pal, it matches your shirt.
The windshield on the Sentra might need cleaning too.
Look at all those rubber neckers.. what a**holes,Â “Why don’t you take a picture, it will last longer!”
This guy is just late to the party.Â And I bet he wants a tattoo like the other cop.
All of these pictures are available in high-res, just leave a comment letting me know which ones.