Sometimes a grown man has questions to ask himself… In this case I was asking a friend what he thought about a high quality picture of Paris Hilton, his answer was classic, “I’d get herpes over that”.
Thinking like that is what keeps Tommy Lee going back to Pamela Anderson (which he should only be getting her from the back to keep clean).
I can probably name several people that you would be willing to submit to, no matter what the risk (with the exception of death or castration):
Britney Spears? Underwear or no undwear, even with the bald head, I’d hit it.
Jessica Simpson?  Stalk me, please! (Jessica, I love you)
Jessica Biel? Hell yes.. even with that bathrobe
Angelina Jolie? Freaky is nasty is awesome.
Jessica Alba? I’m ready and willing.
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Carbon neutral pledge:
FUCK NO
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