UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said that the slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, in an article published Saturday. Good God, I thought the world was going to end with floods and warmer temperatures but now it causes mass murder?
I’m buying an air conditioner before one of my co-workers slaughters me because I’ve got jewish relatives.
Damn Texas is almost as hot as Africa so killings are going to break out here any second. Ki-Moon failed to explain how cold weather genocides in Germany and Russia could have happened but pass me some more of that global warming cool aid, I’m getting thirsty from all of this hot air.