Jenna Jameson diagnosed with Pamelaitis

Adult film star Jenna Jameson has been recently diagnosed with Pamelaitis. Symptoms of this disease include rapid weight loss and severe swelling in both the upper and lower lips.

Pamelaitis is most probably a sexually transmitted disease and seems to effect women in their thirties. In it’s most severe stages it victims can be mistaken for transvestites, stuffed animals or in sever cases the undead.

Pamela Anderson with and without the disease

Jenna before and after being diagnosed