1,001 Uses for Toilet Paper
“I need TP for my bunghole!” Ya, not me Beavis, I use it for other reasons (well, for that too). I can’t go into all the different uses for toilet paper, but I can tell you that I know of two uses and when it comes down to business. And the next time I use the toilet paper (Charmin brand, of course) I’ll get pictures of the lucky recipient’s expression after waking up and seeing my present.
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[...] Though I can tell you what’s happening here, as I’ve been planning the big toilet paper caper since 4th grade (it was a long couple years, I had the time to plan things). The toilet paper will wind up decorating trees throughout a few neighborhoods, making it sort of look like Christmas time, only if snow were toilet paper. As we all know, there a 1,001 uses for toilet paper. [...]