A bunch of us ‘tards get together to shoot hoops everyone once in a while, when we can save up enough for ammunition (this is Texas, everyone shoots something). There are always coordinated people at the basketball courts playing ball, but they take so long to shoot that we lose our patience and start shooting at the ball while it’s in their hands. But if they could do what this guy can, it would be a different story.
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Adult film star Jenna Jameson has been recently diagnosed with Pamelaitis. Symptoms of this disease include rapid weight loss and severe swelling in both the upper and lower lips.
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The North, North America inhabitants might not be a fat as the North America inhabitants, but they are preparing for it. Having an ambulance created to haul a half-ton human around is pretty disgusting. I haven’t never weighed that much — but family tells me there’s still time. Continue Reading »
Political Correctness be damned, go ahead call me a racist (I am mixed race) but we here at rzone have decided to weigh in on the illegal alien amnesty bill. 12 million illegal aliens have changed neighborhoods all over the country and not all for the better so we decided to see what things would be like without them using our rzone future predictor computer analysis thingie.
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On Thursday the Pentagon was hacked by someone interested in reading large quantities of spam. According to US Defense Secretary Robert Gates, “Elements of the [Office of the Secretary of Defense's] unclassified email system were taken offline yesterday afternoon due to a detected penetration.” I’m wondering if they always feel the penetration. Continue Reading »
Manuela Veloso who has been building robots for the military to operate with artificial intelligence is moving towards robots that could do manual labor. No word on whether the senate is working on a path to citizenship for robots…
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Keith Chartland of Fitchburg, Mass. was turned into police by his wife after his wife found parts of her dog among his belongings. The gravedigger had crafted a pipe and ahstray out of body parts he found at work.
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Paris Hilton who stands to get paid one million dollar after prison interview with NBC claims to be really glad she went to jail now. I guess she figured this out after she cried for days on end and quit eating - maybe she’s excited about the weight she lost…
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Nothing touches Post Tramatic Stress Syndrome (PTSS) except for PMS, and now in close third is PCCS. PCCS effects everyone that has gotten in a car crash and left evidence… that’s when I arrive with my sometimes matching socks and neon colored helmet. Continue Reading »
Astronomers have found a planet they believe to be more than hospitable for life. The planet is not much larger than Earth and has temperaturs around 68F. Stéphane Udry from the Geneva Observatory in Switzerland and colleagues discovered the planet using the European Souther Observatory’s 3.6-meter telescope, which is located in Chile.
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26 Jun, 07 in Retarded 
Michael 
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