Archive for June, 2007

Robber shoots and kills accomplice in botched robbery

Robber ThumbPretoria, South Africa -
A robber killed his accomplice and wounded a spaza (ghetto version of 7-11) shop owner they were robbing at Mamelodi East in Pretoria, police said on Thursday.

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Ex marine beats a bear to death with a log when it turned on his kids

Dead BearNorcross resident Christ Everhart took his three boys on their first camping trip to the Chattahoochee National Forest last weekend. There, a 300 pound bear set her sights on their cooler. But when Chris’ son distracted the wild animal, the bear dropped the cooler and headed for the 6-year-old boy.

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Judges force veteran to pay child support for kid that wasn’t his

Not My KidTorrance man who paid $50,000 for child that wasn’t his biological offspring loses his appeal. Three appellate court justices have decided that state law precludes reimbursement to a Torrance veteran who claims he paid nearly $50,000 in child support for a son who wasn’t his.
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Stab Victim ‘continued masturbating’

Stab Victim 'continued masturbating'Sometimes the best things in life are free and other times some crazy woman stabs you for doing them.  One of the few free things that men have the ability to do is to pleasure themselves (and sometimes a nice blow up doll at the same time).  A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating… Continue Reading »

Man to have 33 pound tumor removed from face

Giant Facial Tumor31 Year old Huang Chuncai of China suffers from the world’s most extreme recorded case of neurofibroma, But now doctors in southern China are preparing to carry out an operation the thirty-one-year-old hopes will transform his future.
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I’m Not Pregnant, Just Fat

I'm Not Pregnant, Just FatI’m pregnant.  You’re pregnant.  I mean, it seems that it’s the cool thing now.  I was just reading some of the more widely read celebrity news sites (see, I’m retarded) and realized that massive celebs are getting pregnant or are rumored to be pregnant.  Aguilera?  Spears?  Richie?  Holmes? Continue Reading »

Peace activist sentenced to 16 years for nearly beating women to death

Violent Peace ActivistJoyce Powell nearly beat a friend to death with a baseball bat and burglarized her home. The judge sentenced her to 16 years for burglary and seven years for assault. She’ll serve the sentences concurrently.
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Scientists predict sun may soon cause “global cooling”

Global CoolingThe mud at the bottom of B.C. fjords reveals that solar output drives climate change - and that we should prepare now for dangerous global cooling. In June 1974 Time magazine cover story was predicting another ice age. If they change their minds one more time I’m building both an igloo, a small ark and a tepee in my front yard just to cover my bases.
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84-year-old man drove 67 years without license

Senior Driver
This man drove 67 years without a license and insurance. That’s taking saving to a new level. I wondered how much he saved in car insurance so I took my calculator out. CarInsurance.com says the average cost for auto insurance nationwide for 2006 is estimated at $867 by the Insurance Information Institute (III). This would mean a savings of $58,089!
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Tons of info on your neighborhood

Your Neighborhood

A friend asked me a question about a zip code and I googled this site: city-data.com. Nothing earth shattering but you can find out median income, percentage of gay men, renters vs owners, vehicles owned, household income and a crap-load more.

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