Based on these pictures of everyone’s third favorite news anchor girl Katie Couric has been hitting the steroids to bulk up. Recently in a case of apparent ‘roid’ rage she began slapping staffers for using words she didn’t approve of. The word in question was “sputum” and not “tart” which Dan Rather used to describe what the anchor has done to the once serious news broadcast…
Katie reportedly spends $7,500 a month at a gym with a personal trainer and is looking kinda scary buff.
Sadly, this may be just the latest case in steroid abuse leading to violence.
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BEFORE: A young Katie, before she was 10% more serious and half the muscle mass.
AFTER: Mysteriously gaining immense muscle mass after she hit her 30’s like Barry Bonds we don’t have proof but just look at the pictures and judge for yourself.
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Bull****. Katie has always been in good shape and loves to work out. She is a strong and buff woman! She can put on muscle mass just by looking at the weights. Are you jealous or what?
2guns, I can’t speak for Jerome but I can tell you that with my current lack of muscles and inability to control my arms when the wind blows, I am totally jealous of Katie Couric’s muscles.
I would love for her to beat me to death with those guns