kamagra at walmart


Comment AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

Dave Matthews hates Hinduism

Dave Matthews hates HinduismIn a non-eventful way, Dave Matthews came out of his marijuana induced silence to publicly say cows are bad. Nice job. Of course there’s a war going on, recession in the United States, oil corrupted countries building nuclear devices, Lindsay Lohan in trouble again.. but Matthews has farts on the brain.

In a recent public spectacle Matthews said “Cow farts… Cow farts, harness the energy. We don’t have any cows in Seattle because apparently cow farts are a big, enormous, some would argue Number One problem. We need to harness the energy of cow farts, so I’ll do what I can. I’m flawed. Cows fart and so do I.”

Matthews will play the first Farm Aid in New York, September 9, at Randalls Island. If he’s able to avoid the chili he will be performing a solo acoustic set. Also expected will be Matthews joined by other Farm Aid founders Neil Young, John Mellencamp, and Willie Nelson.

Perhaps they will all play harmonicas out of their asses.

Got it Dave – number one problem on the planet is cows farting – can’t wait for the next miss universe to work that into her speech about saving the world.

Comment AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

Posted By: Michael Sharpe

News Category: Celebrity

 

One Response to “Dave Matthews hates Hinduism”

  1. Dave for President!

    I hope whoever posted this video could clearly see that he was joking around. If you couldn’t then you are further into the retardzone than anyone I ever met.

    Cow farts lead to global warming!!!!!

    sigeptim on 26 Jul 2007 at 8:05 am
comment
Comment

  CATEGORIES  
   
     
  BLOG TOOLS  
  Powered by Technorati  
     
  LINKS  
  Retard Media
Retard News
Retard Zone
My Ex is a Troll
Best Wants
Odd Feelings
Apple Different
MORE MORE
 
     
  ARCHIVES  
 
  • September 2012 (1)
  • April 2012 (1)
  • January 2012 (1)
  • May 2011 (1)
  • June 2009 (3)
  • May 2009 (12)
  • April 2009 (20)
  • March 2009 (3)
  • February 2009 (6)
  • January 2009 (13)
  • November 2008 (10)
  • October 2008 (14)
  • September 2008 (18)
  • August 2008 (19)
  • July 2008 (2)
  • June 2008 (5)
  • May 2008 (3)
  • April 2008 (6)
  • March 2008 (16)
  • February 2008 (32)
  • January 2008 (8)
  • December 2007 (19)
  • November 2007 (50)
  • October 2007 (28)
  • September 2007 (29)
  • August 2007 (34)
  • July 2007 (89)
  • June 2007 (64)
  • May 2007 (29)
  •  
         
    Recycled PixelsCarbon neutral pledge:
    This website uses 100% recycled pixels

    A Retard Zone Production Retard Zone © 2017.   Help | Complain | Contact Us
    All rights to offend children, adults, and animals are reserved.

    %d bloggers like this: