In a non-eventful way, Dave Matthews came out of his marijuana induced silence to publicly say cows are bad. Nice job. Of course there’s a war going on, recession in the United States, oil corrupted countries building nuclear devices, Lindsay Lohan in trouble again.. but Matthews has farts on the brain.
In a recent public spectacle Matthews said “Cow farts… Cow farts, harness the energy. We don’t have any cows in Seattle because apparently cow farts are a big, enormous, some would argue Number One problem. We need to harness the energy of cow farts, so I’ll do what I can. I’m flawed. Cows fart and so do I.”
Matthews will play the first Farm Aid in New York, September 9, at Randalls Island. If he’s able to avoid the chili he will be performing a solo acoustic set. Also expected will be Matthews joined by other Farm Aid founders Neil Young, John Mellencamp, and Willie Nelson.
Perhaps they will all play harmonicas out of their asses.
Got it Dave – number one problem on the planet is cows farting – can’t wait for the next miss universe to work that into her speech about saving the world.