Archive for July, 2007

Being of light sent to earth to model nude and sue people

Ana SolaA few weeks back you might have heard of a lawsuit between a psychologist and a job applicant who alleged her job duties would include erotic activities. Ana Sola recently lost her ten million dollar lawsuit against Dr. William Swan. The case Manhattan Supreme Court for assault and battery, charged he groped her while demonstrating his innovative massage technique on her.
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75 percent of Americans to be overweight by 2015

Fat AmericansApproximately two thirds of Americans are overweight, but a recent compilation of twenty earlier studies by researchers at Johns Hopkins estimated that by 2015 that percentage would rise to 75 percent.
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High taxes in Norway’s social welfare state wildly unpopular

NorwegiansA recent survey found that three out of four Norwegians believe taxes were too high, and absolutely no one believed they were too low. Norway has one of the highest tax rates in the world in addition to benefiting from billions in oil revenues to pay for their social programs.
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Reason for no Al Qaeda attacks in USA since 9/11

Osama Bin LadenWorld terrorism experts have been attempting to establish why there has been no attack on the United States since September 11th, 2001 may now have uncovered a reason. Why would someone hide out in a secluded or abandoned place and quit going to work for a stretch of several years? Whitney Houston is apparently the key to the mystery.
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Internet Movies Are Out Of Control

Internet Crash VideoSometimes there are great movies.  Sometimes there are not-so-great movies.  This would be one of the two.  I found it funny, but since it’s fast paced I needed to take my time and watch it eleventy times to hear everything. Continue Reading »

Japanese condom packaging

Japanese CondomsWhenever you really want to find products that make you say what the *&$@? just look to Asia. In what may be some of the more alarming products of late here is a selection of Japanese condoms that will hopefully leave you scratching only your head. Japan sells 580 million condoms a year and they have some really interesting packaging.
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Man cut in half learns to walk

Half ManWhen his body was cut in two by a lorry in 1995, it was little short of a medical miracle that he lived. He survived against all the odds; now Peng Shulin has astounded doctors by learning to walk again. It took a team of more than 20 doctors to save his life. Skin was grafted from his head to seal his torso – but the legless Mr Peng was left only 2 foot six inches tall.
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Homeless Dentist

Homeless DentistNo more complaining about my company’s dental HMO plan, this homeless dentist scares the hell out of me. The patient and the amateur “dentist” are both homeless in a park and the surgical equipment is a rusty pair of pliers.
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Andy Dick gets celebrity beat down

Andy DickNot so funny comedian Andy Dick finally got what most of us wanted to do to him, a real celebrity beat down. Hollywood nice guy John Lovitz beat the crap out of Andy Dick over the murder of his best friend of Phil Hartman.
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Rat infestation in China spurns record rat meat sales

Rat MeatProving that the Chinese have embraced capitalism to a point beyond the west a recent plague of rodents has led profit driven Chinese to record rat meat sales.
Some Guangdong restaurants were promoting “rat banquets”, charging 136 yuan ($A20.7) for one kg of rat meat, the newspaper said.
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