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Caption this moment

caption this momentBeing retarded, and being sarcastic, and being an ass (yes, that makes me a resarass) I decided to share an image with a fellow-retard.  He and I then began to add captions to the image because, well, we’re resarasses.  Let’s see who comes up with the greatest caption.

Normally there’s a gift for coming up with the best caption.. so RetardZone will make this a contest too.  RetardZone will sponsor this caption contest by giving away a free ride on my new girlfriend.  If you would not like to take part in the giveaway and would rather just let your caption be known, let ‘er rip. 

caption this moment

  • “hey focker, you owe me four bucks, give it to my brother!”
  • “look, its a behind the back fireball!”
  • “don’t come any closer or i’ll HANG MYSELF”
  • “I’m serious honey.. if you don’t put out, I’ll jump.”
  • Faced with certain death, Yitzeb Goldstein decided to go out like a man. Here, we see him dancing the hula.
  • Red Bull couldn’t give Yitzeb wings
  • This would be known as Goldstein’s last double-dare.
  • Faced with death by hanging or facing his menstruating wife, Yitzeb chose the less painful of the two
  • “see ya bitch!”
  • “Yeah I focked your mom FOUR times Elias! What’s that? HAHA you CAN’T get me back! I WIN!!!”
  • Faced with certain demise, Yitzeb finally reveals the results of last week’s IQ test.
  • As a last confession, Yitzeb tells his wife how many illegitimate children he had with her sister.
  • “Okay guys, I’ll suck off four of you if you let me go”
  • “Come on, give me five.. don’t leave me hanging.”
  • “Talk to the hand”
  • “I swear honey, it’s the length of my hand from the palm to the middle finger”

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

News Category: Caption

 

3 Responses to “Caption this moment”

  1. Arghhh STOP THE TRAFFIC I DO NOT WANT TO GET RAN OVER !!!

    Dave Uk on 23 Mar 2010 at 11:38 am
  2. WHAT DID HE DO TO BE HUNG LIKE THIS, I HOPE IT WAS NOT MAKING RETARDED COMMENTS ON THIS SITE…

    POOR GUY IF HES INNOCENT THEN I HOPE GOD WAS WITH HIM.

    SORRY FOR MY COMMENTS..I WILL HAVE NIGHT MARES NOW..

    Dave Uk on 23 Mar 2010 at 11:42 am
  3. At this time I’d like to ask the court to recognize my motion for a mis-trial?

    YoungGoHard on 16 Feb 2013 at 8:10 pm
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