Being retarded, and being sarcastic, and being an ass (yes, that makes me a resarass) I decided to share an image with a fellow-retard. He and I then began to add captions to the image because, well, we’re resarasses. Let’s see who comes up with the greatest caption.
Normally there’s a gift for coming up with the best caption.. so RetardZone will make this a contest too. RetardZone will sponsor this caption contest by giving away a free ride on my new girlfriend. If you would not like to take part in the giveaway and would rather just let your caption be known, let ’er rip.
- “hey focker, you owe me four bucks, give it to my brother!”
- “look, its a behind the back fireball!”
- “don’t come any closer or i’ll HANG MYSELF”
- “I’m serious honey.. if you don’t put out, I’ll jump.”
- Faced with certain death, Yitzeb Goldstein decided to go out like a man. Here, we see him dancing the hula.
- Red Bull couldn’t give Yitzeb wings
- This would be known as Goldstein’s last double-dare.
- Faced with death by hanging or facing his menstruating wife, Yitzeb chose the less painful of the two
- “see ya bitch!”
- “Yeah I focked your mom FOUR times Elias! What’s that? HAHA you CAN’T get me back! I WIN!!!”
- Faced with certain demise, Yitzeb finally reveals the results of last week’s IQ test.
- As a last confession, Yitzeb tells his wife how many illegitimate children he had with her sister.
- “Okay guys, I’ll suck off four of you if you let me go”
- “Come on, give me five.. don’t leave me hanging.”
- “Talk to the hand”
- “I swear honey, it’s the length of my hand from the palm to the middle finger”
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