Archive for August, 2007

Posting dumb pictures on web can get you fired

Fired after Web PostingSam Wakim who had been appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger to the North Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board last November was forced to resign for a web posting made in 2005. Wakim did not create the image, which has floated around on Web during the time that the state considered giving driver’s licenses to illegal aliens.
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Do not remove sign vs idiot

#Someone I work with talks like a filipino hooker and whose only response to verbal stimulation is repeated blinking and an occasional prolonged “yeaaaaaah”. After weeks of bothering everyone for a new shiny new monitor she got one. It would be mean to leave them instructions not to remove the plastic shipping cover that comes with the new monitor - wouldn’t it?
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Redeploy the troops to Disneyland, military is dangerous even without a war

Redeploy to where? More people were dying in the military during the 1980s than are dying in the military during the Iraq war. Given this fact if we really want to save the troops we must concede than being around dangerous equipment is just too unsafe and the troops must be redeployed to somewhere safer, like Disneyland!
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Island paradise for sale - some assembly required

Island for saleHaven’t you ever wanted to move to a tropical island paradise - well if you have a few million dollars there is one in Fiji for sale. The 1 mile long island is for sale, complete with a resort (some assembly required.) I have seen various prices for the island ranging from 20-25 million, but with the recent real estate slump you could probably get it for less.
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I35 Bridge Collapse Conspiracy Theory

I35 Bridge Conspiracy TheoryTook less time than I thought it would for nuts on the internet to start blaming the I35 bridge collapse on George Bush… The funny thing is that the left can’t figure out whether George Bush is one banana short of being a monkey or the world’s most intricate super genius. My guess is that he’s somewhere in the middle, hearing him talk I think it’s a pretty safe bet he’s not a genius.
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Democrat candidate suggests US Army go gay

Gay ArmySenator Mike Gravel suggested that if the US Army would fight harder if they went gay like the Spartans. I guess I totally missed that part of “300″ and will avoid watching the uncut brokeback version when it comes out on DVD.
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Making up atrocities at National Review

Fake VetAlong with two “Baghdad Diarist” columns, the New Republic published an article in the July 23 issue titled “Shock Troops” – a collection of first-person “vignettes” that described the cruelty on the part of American soldiers. A spokesman for the U.S. Multi National Division-Baghdad, Maj. Steven F. Lamb, said separately in a statement that after an investigation, the allegations “were found to be false.”
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Firemen sue after being sent to gay pride parade

Gay Pride ParadeFour firefighters are suing the city of San Diego for being forced by their superiors to attend the annual “Gay Pride” parade where they endured a barrage of sexual taunts and lewd gestures. Over the course of three hours, they heard statements such as, “show me your hose,” “you look hungry, why don’t you have a twinkie (from a man wearing a “Girth and Mirth” t-shirt),” and “blow my hose.”
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Protest Killer Robots in Iraq

Killer RobotThree robots based on the TALON bomb disposal model have been improved and armed with M-249 machine guns and are patrolling in Iraq right now. They have not used shot at anyone as of this moment, but according to their program manager ‘that’ll be happening soon.”
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Al Qaeda’s first ad banner

Al Qaeda's first ad bannerI wonder if when you click on the link you have to keep clicking and fill out fifteen screens to wind up not getting anything but more spam in your inbox like most web ad banners. A new al Qaeda propaganda ad, headlined “Wait for the Big Surprise” was posted on the Internet today.
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