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One wall, two thousand post it notes = new office hijinks

Post it wallpaperA box of post it notes a clean new wall, a few beers and time to kill. Need to come into work during memorial day weekend to work on some servers, have some down time will the loud machines do their thing? Why not redecorate your co-workers office with a few thousand post it notes…

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Costco has some great deals on post it notes for all of your office prank needs at the lowest prices.

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Shiny new wall, it’s missing something…

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Post it notes – this is going to take some time – and beer.

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Alternating rows of color will be the way to go, some retard suggested I make swirls in the design. I only brought beer and am straight so this was the best I could do.

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Why move heavy pieces of furniture if you can clean, decorate or paint around them.

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Still uploading post it notes.

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Time to move the mirror, close to the halfway point.

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Was originally going to post it note a car but they kept falling off.

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Half way point, time for another beer.

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As far as I can reach without help.

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Height limit exceeded – time for a high chair.

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This scanner made an excellent foot stool once it stopped making crunching noises.

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At this point I could have made a pychadellic flag, yeah if I was a hippy.

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Have the pattern all set up – just like Monk I counted the rows and organized them in neat little alternating lines.

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Most of the way done, more beer needed.

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Chair exceeded need something taller – or to drink more milk.

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There’s the ticket, drunk and with a ladder – should have started from the top but that would be less extreme.

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Finishing up and only fell down three times, fortunately I broke my fall with my head and didn’t hurt anything important.

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5 beers, three hours and twenty three minutes later and this room is ready for flamboyant cable tv hosts to show off.

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All I need now is for the office occupant to stroll in fifteen minutes late and my prank is complete.

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She really liked, said it was cool and she wanted to keep up. All the other office kids are jealous, I need more post its.

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Modeling the office, almost too nice a prank was more like an episode of “Trading Spaces” or some other such show on cable.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

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6 Responses to “One wall, two thousand post it notes = new office hijinks”

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    clonocionna on 04 Sep 2007 at 7:32 pm
  2. […] the first layer of unwanted junk, leftover post its from my last prank where i covered an office in post its. Those are still on the wall by the way, she likes them and others have even asked for […]

  3. LOL! Haha, great post 🙂

    Alex Kay on 27 Oct 2007 at 1:31 am
  4. how can i get a rows of wall papa???
    i like dat way u did yur wall papa?/???
    am frank?

    frank on 27 Feb 2008 at 6:02 am
  5. Hello Frank. In order to get this wall papa, you need to visit an office supply store or steal from your office’s storage closet.
    Grab some post-it notes and just start putting them on the wall one at a time. I highly recommend beer or another alcoholic beverage to consume while putting up the post-its, as time will go slow otherwise.

    After a couple hours, 2 thousands post-it notes, and a 6-pack of beer, you will be finished.

    Michael on 27 Feb 2008 at 10:44 pm
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