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People in Seattle love to ride the SLUT

Seattle street carOfficially, the new line along the downtown waterfront is the South Lake Union Streetcar, but that’s only after its first name, the South Lake Union Trolley, or SLUT, was changed, locals told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

Vulcan, the developer of the former Cascade neighborhood, said that the SLUT acronym is just an urban legend, but it seems here to stay, the paper reports. Then again, Vulcans are an emotionless, humorless people so it seems unlikely they would admit to that sort of illogical thing.

“We’re welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood,” said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista. Johnson said the T-shirts were done just for fun, but they seem to have tapped into something: The first 100 sold out in days and now orders for the next 100 are under way.

Behind the ribbing is a little resentment about the changes some residents feel have been pushed on them.

“There was a meeting with representatives from the city several years ago,” Johnson recalled. “They asked us what we could do for you. Most people raised their hands and said ‘affordable housing,’ ” he said. “Then the people from the city huddled together — ‘whisper, whisper, whisper,’ — and they said, ‘How about a trolley?’ ”
Gregg Hirakawa, a spokesman for the Seattle Department of Transportation, told the paper the term “streetcar” was selected because it sounded more modern than “trolley.”

The first cars were to be unveiled Tuesday and the line should be up and running in December, the paper said.

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Link to the Trolley Site

Trolley Route
Where you can find the SLUTs, just in case you are the neighborhood…

Trolley Shirts
This pair either wants to ride the new trolleys, or want you to ride them, or maybe both…

Traditional Vulcan Transportation
Traditional Vulcan Transportation, when they’re not making SLUTS that is…

Most cities have to settle for disorganized street walkers, Seattle has scheduled SLUTS! It could almost make up for the nearly suicidal despair of living in omnipresent rainy city devoid of sun.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Humor, News

 

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