Jesse Jackson recently criticized Barak Obama stating that he wasn’t black enough and “acting like he’s white”. I am worried that Barak being down so far in the polls might get desperate and overcompensate. Barak has always seemed like a decent enough family man and I don’t want to read about him being arrested trying to get his ‘street cred.’
I can just imagine the headlines, Barak fathers illegitimate children with various women, gets arrested for weapons charges and pit bulls. Or even worse he alters his vocabulary and sounds more like Isiah Thomas, although it would be funny to hear him call Hillary a biyach.
I suppose some of it could be entertaining, he could rap his way through the presidential debates, hearing the beeps alone could be cool. If there were enough of them the beeps could be like background music to his presidential rap. The polls have him so far back that at this point her winning is nothing short of inevitable. Short of Hillary getting arrested in an airport bathroom for tapping her feet to underage boys and girls she’s going to lose.
The democratic primary has all the suspense and intrigue of a professional wrestling match, everyone already knows who’s going to win. At this point, I just want to be entertained. It would take several months of racking up really bad behavior before there would even be an indictment and the trial(s) could last through Hillary’s first term in office.
There’s plenty of old material to barrow from, Barak leading police on a low speed chase on live. That doesn’t even include all of the new things he could think up with the right publicists and writers. Maybe he could hire whoever is advising Britney Spears to do whatever it is that she’s been doing lately. The way I see it, he’s going to lose why not go down in flames live 24/7 on cable TV channels. Face it no one cares who came it second with a presidential primary, and everyone remembers O.J.
Some tattoos, wild parties, hot and cold running women, and a fog of spleef would probably be a heck of a lot more fun if nothing else. I say Barak should take the Jesse challenge and live like a rap star, make some videos and enjoy few months like there’s no tomorrow.