John Chow advocates killing endangered species
In what must be one of the oddest advertisements I’ve seen in my 5 hours total time of being on a computer, there is an ad for John Chow’s website where he’s holding a knife to a panda’s throat in a threatening manner. I’m not sure if this is something that Canadian’s are aggreable to, but in the United States of America, the greatest country on Earth, this is not acceptable.
PETA would have a fit and probably send hitmen to Chow’s home if they weren’t afraid the medicine costs would keep the hitmen from returning.
So some blogger named “Bob Buskirk” apparently was having problems because Google wouldn’t give him money or something, so JC (no, not Jesus Christ, John Chow) opened up his wallet and whatever loose change fell out of his wallet he donated to an ad campaign for Bob. How nice. What about the threatened animal?
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In what must have been a drunken stupor, JC is seen holding a knife to the throat of a stuffed animal panda bear. Though my college degree does not include any letters besides “d-r-o-p-o-u-t” I’m going to say that this is something less than humorous in intention and more of a threat to help boost JC’s readership. Perhaps he’s saying, if you don’t click the link and follow the ad, he’ll be seriously interested in harming animals. Where is the proper small print talking about how “no animals were injured in making this ad”? It doesn’t exist.
I respect JC’s wallet size blogging knowledge about as much as anyone, though I’m also writing this on a domain with the word “retard” in it.

One more thing Bob, try not to kiss so much ass next time by using some else’s template design that mimics your hero. This is the Internet, you are allowed to be a little different.

5 Responses to “John Chow advocates killing endangered species”


I want to be just like John and Bob!!!
hey thanks for the linkback
Oh and the Wordpress template is mistylook you might want to look into in, white text on a black background is so 1998 
Shawn, I don’t think that you want to be like John and Bob, but I can understand your wanting to have some of their blogging/business talents (and Bob’s girlfriend). When my dyslexic-self first read what you wrote I thought you wrote you wanted to be like Niel and Bob (sorry, Bob’s girlfriend was on my mind).
Bob, you have an educated blog that I enjoyed reading through. I didn’t find your blog through John Chow’s site but was told about your site from a friend that reads JC’s site religiously. Oh ya, and in case you missed it, your girlfriend is hot. Way hotter than my Rose McGowan doll.
HAHAHA about Bob’s gf and your doll, good stuff!
I love the John Chow ad - I actually used that photo for him just yesterday as his contact photo in my phone.
Nice site you have here, look forward to reading it
ummmmmm dis is wrong man! i hate him!die!!!!!!! =(
and 8-x those pandas!!!!!!!!!!! =))