In a world where simply having a cartoon of Muhammad results in world wide riots and major news outlets refuse to even reprint the harmless cartoon Christianity is more than fair game. The Last Supper poster promoting the Folsom Street Fair replaces the bread and wine with sex toys and depicts Jesus Christ and his disciples as “half-naked homosexual sadomasochists.” The event is being sponsored by major companies including Miller beer.
Jesus at the last supper – it’s Miller time!
Asked to respond to a San Francisco “gay”-festival’s promo mocking the Last Supper of Jesus Christ, the chief spokesman for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi offered a dismissive quip.
“As a Catholic, the speaker is confident that Christianity has not been harmed,” said Drew Hammill, the San Francisco Democrat’s press secretary.
Scheduled for Sunday, the annual sadomasochistic “leather event” features public displays of nudity and sexual acts – all sponsored by Miller Beer.
Miller Brewing Company has decided to pull its logo from a “Last Supper” poster-featuring homosexuals and sex toys-advertising the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, Calif. But a Catholic group is urging the company to cut all ties with the homosexual “leather” street fair.
The Catholic League for Religious Civil Rights issued a press release Wednesday, expressing outrage that Miller Brewing Co. is still supporting the event despite the fact that a portion of the money raised by the homosexual-sado-masochistic festival will go to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, an anti-Catholic group that is planning a fundraiser entitled, “The Last Supper With the Sisters.”
“There is no better way to prepare your mortal flesh for the kinkiest weekend on Earth than to nourish your bones and boost your spirit with a divine feast,” the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence said on its Web site.
“Indulge your senses and confess your indulgences with The Sisters as if it were your last meal. No gastric craving will go unsatisfied, no bag of silver will go unspent and no sin will go unforgiven. … Don’t be a Judas! Come, eat, drink and be Mary! Be sure to mention The Last Supper With The Sisters when you make your reservation …” the Web site says.
The event is scheduled to take place on Thursday evening at the Eureka Restaurant, and 10 percent of the bill will be donated to the Sisters, a group that the Catholic League describes as “notoriously anti-Catholic and misogynist.”
“After this development was brought to the attention of Miller Brewing, spokesman Julian Green responded that Miller was standing by the event. That’s fine with us. We just hope he knows that it really is ‘Miller Time,'” said Catholic League President Bill Donohue in a statement.
According to Donohue, Thursday’s event “will ridicule this sacred moment in history.”
The next day, the Sisters will hold an event complete with porn stars, called “Scandalous Behaviours 2.”
“On Friday, the Sisters will bring in porn stars to entertain the leather crowd. The big day is on Sunday, or what the Sisters call ‘the biggest and baddest fetish fair fundraiser in the world!’ Pictures from last year’s event show naked men and women, simulated sex, a huge phallic glass sculpture, etc,” Donohue said.
“Apparently, Miller has decided to side with a small band of depraved and bigoted gays against Catholics (25 percent of the population) and Protestants (60 percent of the nation). This is an ethical and marketing fiasco of colossal proportions,” he said.
On the plus side our country has made progress, no one complained that Jesus was being depicted by an African American. Although the silicon fisting toys next to him are pretty tasteless, or at the very least unsanitary to have on the dinner table.