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Is Tom Cruise building a $10 million underground bunker?

Tom Cruise Super BunkerAccording to recent (albeit unsubstantiated) rumors reports Tom Cruise is building a multi million dollar bomb shelter underneath his Colorado home. It’s possible that the entertainment world mistook him wanting to avoid his recent string of movies bombing for wanting a bomb shelter. Apparently when Tom Cruise isn’t busy ultrasounding his pregnant near child bride (who probably calls him daddy) he’s busy planning to be the next messiah or something.


The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

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Tom Cruise Bomb Shelter

According to American magazine Star, a source said: “Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.”

“It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter.”

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people – including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

Keeping the faith: Tom Cruise, in Spain in 2004, is a dedicated follower of Scientology
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: “This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all.”

Tom Cruise Bomb Shelter

The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.

Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.

The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.

The Colorado property where Tom Cruise is reported to be building a bunker:
Tom Cruise Bomb Shelter

Tom Cruise Bomb Shelter

Tom’s spokesperson has denied plans for the underground facility…
Tom Cruise Bomb Shelter

He’s probably just having flashbacks from his Speilberg POC film, after spending a few weeks with Tim Robbins in a fake shelter he couldn’t be all right in the head. That plus the crazy scientology stuff, losing his mind on Oprah and losing his job with Paramount I can believe he’d build a bomb shelter.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

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9 Responses to “Is Tom Cruise building a $10 million underground bunker?”

  1. What a nutter.

    ethan on 03 Oct 2007 at 2:09 pm
  2. He’s should’ve kept on shaking ****tails…

    Jeff on 05 Oct 2007 at 11:11 am
  3. […] creativespark wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptTom Cruise Super Bunker According to recent (albeit unsubstantiated) rumors reports Tom Cruise is building a multi million dollar bomb shelter underneath his Colorado home. It’s possible that the entertainment world mistook him wanting … […]

  4. Fearful of an alien attack? Hilarious!

    michaela rodriguez on 26 Sep 2008 at 2:04 pm
  5. mr cruise has his rights to his religion whatever it may be
    he has his right to spend his $$$ as he pleases
    & he has the right to build a bomb shelter to protect his family like many americans did
    in WW2 to protect their families, and english persons in the UK had the same right to
    build bomb shelters to protect their families from potential danger/disaster too !

    prophet livingood on 19 Oct 2008 at 10:09 pm
  6. With 2012 comming up,
    Its only normal that he gets prepared, and by thhe same fact that he does not want anyone to know about it.

    Trust me…research 2012… and prepare…for gods sake…for your sake…foor human race survival!

    MARMITTON on 03 Dec 2008 at 7:02 pm
  7. tom cruise sucks!

    kenny patrick on 13 May 2009 at 7:49 am
  8. im gay.. i like men! yaaaayyy! BIG PENIS!

    kenny patrick on 13 May 2009 at 7:50 am
  9. Tom Cruise you’re the the cutest guy ever seen. get rid of that katie holmes and marry me.

    Lino Boulton on 14 Sep 2010 at 4:55 am

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