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Man hooks up with wheelchair bound 75 yr old Elizabeth Taylor

She's a witchUnlike Anna Nicole Smith who was a stripper when she hooked up with billionaire J. Howard Marshall, this guy has cash of his own. African American businessman Jason Winters is by all accounts very wealthy. Why then would this non hideous rich guy go chasing down a wheelchair bound Elizabeth Taylor? Could it be the diamonds perfume she hawks is really just cover witchcraft?

The previous 9 victims husbands may have had their souls sucked from them. Richard Burton’s career never recovered from his two marriages. It is possible that the only way Elizabeth is clinging to life is by sucking the very life from her husbands. Most of my divorced friends allude to some similar powers that women have.

Liz Taylor
The latest victim

Liz Taylor
Give grandma a big kiss

Liz Taylor
Apparently Elizabeth is more comfortable in her ocean home, here seen swimming off of the coast of Hawaii. Where are the eskimos when you need them…

VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs… the same as a duck,… she’s made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

VILLAGER #2: A witch!

Witch Test
The WItch Test scene from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail.

Eight-times married Hollywood icon Elizabeth Taylor could be heading for yet another trip down the aisle as she declared her love for a wealthy businessman she met last year in Hawaii.

The veteran actress, 75, has ended months of speculation about her relationship with African-American businessman Jason Winters, who she described as “one of the most wonderful men I’ve ever known”.

Winters, who met Taylor while promoting her jewellery line, accompanied the actress to the Macy’s Passport 2007 AIDS event in Los Angeles last night.

She told showbiz bible Variety: “Jason Winters is one of the most wonderful men I’ve ever known and that’s why I love him.

“He bought us the most beautiful house in Hawaii and we visit it as often as possible.”

Despite years of crippling ill-health – she has been confined to a wheelchair for the past decade – Taylor was pictured swimming with sharks off Hawaii last year.

She plans to return to her new Hawaiian adopted home next week with Winters.

Dame Elizabeth, has been married eight times to seven men – twice to actor Richard Burton. Her last marriage, to construction worker Larry Fortensky ended in 1996 after five years.

Earlier this year, she celebrated her 75th birthday in Las Vegas in March with a star-studded party.

I’m not sure what can explain this, maybe he watched some Elizabeth Taylor movie as a child when she was in her prime…
Liz Taylor

But if you ask me that perfume she came up with has got to be front loaded with something, nearly 80 year old women don’t typically date people they aren’t paying. This guy has lots of cash and doesn’t look like a myspace horror story – there has to be something evil going on here.
Liz Taylor
She sold Richard Burton’s soul to the devil – this poor guy is next. She’s a witch! I mean when is the last time a guy saw some old lady in a wheel chair and thought he wanted to ride that.

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6 Responses to “Man hooks up with wheelchair bound 75 yr old Elizabeth Taylor”

  1. What a spiteful, ageist and nasty post. Not all people are as narrow-minded and cynical as you. Perhaps Liz and Jason have things in common; perhaps he enjoys her company; perhaps he admires her; perhaps he likes her; perhaps he loves her; perhaps when he looks at her, he sees the luminous beauty of her eyes and thinks she is lovely. Love can see beyond a wheelchair, advancing years and a few extra kilos. My ex was 1/3 of her age, super-fit, slim, but he looked like a hung-over gremlin first thing. Like a lot of guys, he was no pin-up, and did nothing to enhance his physical appeal, but it didn’t stop me loving him. My dad is older than Liz Taylor, and he is an amazing guy – very attractive, well-groomed, boundlessly interesting, house-trained, etc. He’s also lucky enough to be in perfect health and as strong as an ox. Liz Taylor has not been so fortunate with her health, and your implication that she is less loveable because of that just stinks. Who cares if she uses a wheelchair? Get over it.

    K Niven on 25 Oct 2008 at 6:29 am
  2. The man is thirty years younger and rich, why would he marry her, knowing her past.

    Anonymous on 15 Apr 2010 at 2:59 pm
  3. she is still one of the most beautiful women in the world. Im 54 and Id marry her in a minute.

    bob salsgiver on 15 Apr 2010 at 3:53 pm
  4. Why would you make a web site to upset her, if she saw it? Can that be considered anything but cruel?

    I LOVE Elizabeth Taylor. Always, 100% my favorite actress of all time. She is a living legend.

    Naomi on 19 Apr 2010 at 10:37 pm
  5. some people, need to take a trophy, to absorb what was considered the top class. Its not about money, although he will get some of her 40 plus million after her death.
    Yes, it is calculated. Congestive heart failure, advanced age.
    This type of man is soaking up the last of this country. Of the British empire too.
    Its not about leadership. Its about insult. Its about much more…

    Its not love. It is really called senior abuse.

    michael on 24 Mar 2011 at 1:33 am
  6. Badmind a go kill them!!!! Some of us at 21 and healthy cant test Liz….get over yourselves and leave the diva alone!

    Ital Stew on 04 Dec 2012 at 11:00 pm

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