Man hooks up with wheelchair bound 75 yr old Elizabeth Taylor
Unlike Anna Nicole Smith who was a stripper when she hooked up with billionaire J. Howard Marshall, this guy has cash of his own. African American businessman Jason Winters is by all accounts very wealthy. Why then would this non hideous rich guy go chasing down a wheelchair bound Elizabeth Taylor? Could it be the diamonds perfume she hawks is really just cover witchcraft?
The previous 9 victims husbands may have had their souls sucked from them. Richard Burton’s career never recovered from his two marriages. It is possible that the only way Elizabeth is clinging to life is by sucking the very life from her husbands. Most of my divorced friends allude to some similar powers that women have.
The latest victim
Give grandma a big kiss
Apparently Elizabeth is more comfortable in her ocean home, here seen swimming off of the coast of Hawaii. Where are the eskimos when you need them…
VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs… the same as a duck,… she’s made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2: A witch!
The WItch Test scene from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail.
Eight-times married Hollywood icon Elizabeth Taylor could be heading for yet another trip down the aisle as she declared her love for a wealthy businessman she met last year in Hawaii.
The veteran actress, 75, has ended months of speculation about her relationship with African-American businessman Jason Winters, who she described as “one of the most wonderful men I’ve ever known”.
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Winters, who met Taylor while promoting her jewellery line, accompanied the actress to the Macy’s Passport 2007 AIDS event in Los Angeles last night.
She told showbiz bible Variety: “Jason Winters is one of the most wonderful men I’ve ever known and that’s why I love him.
“He bought us the most beautiful house in Hawaii and we visit it as often as possible.”
Despite years of crippling ill-health – she has been confined to a wheelchair for the past decade – Taylor was pictured swimming with sharks off Hawaii last year.
She plans to return to her new Hawaiian adopted home next week with Winters.
Dame Elizabeth, has been married eight times to seven men – twice to actor Richard Burton. Her last marriage, to construction worker Larry Fortensky ended in 1996 after five years.
Earlier this year, she celebrated her 75th birthday in Las Vegas in March with a star-studded party.
I’m not sure what can explain this, maybe he watched some Elizabeth Taylor movie as a child when she was in her prime…
But if you ask me that perfume she came up with has got to be front loaded with something, nearly 80 year old women don’t typically date people they aren’t paying. This guy has lots of cash and doesn’t look like a myspace horror story – there has to be something evil going on here.
She sold Richard Burton’s soul to the devil – this poor guy is next. She’s a witch! I mean when is the last time a guy saw some old lady in a wheel chair and thought he wanted to ride that.
Posted By: Jerome Aronson
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What a spiteful, ageist and nasty post. Not all people are as narrow-minded and cynical as you. Perhaps Liz and Jason have things in common; perhaps he enjoys her company; perhaps he admires her; perhaps he likes her; perhaps he loves her; perhaps when he looks at her, he sees the luminous beauty of her eyes and thinks she is lovely. Love can see beyond a wheelchair, advancing years and a few extra kilos. My ex was 1/3 of her age, super-fit, slim, but he looked like a hung-over gremlin first thing. Like a lot of guys, he was no pin-up, and did nothing to enhance his physical appeal, but it didn’t stop me loving him. My dad is older than Liz Taylor, and he is an amazing guy – very attractive, well-groomed, boundlessly interesting, house-trained, etc. He’s also lucky enough to be in perfect health and as strong as an ox. Liz Taylor has not been so fortunate with her health, and your implication that she is less loveable because of that just stinks. Who cares if she uses a wheelchair? Get over it.