Ok, well there haven’t been any aliens sited yet. A meteorite has left a 66 foot crater in Peru and dozens have fallen ill, several requiring oxygen and claiming to feel dizziness, scratchy throats and other ailments.
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19 Sep, 07 in Humor, Science, Technerd 
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Bush has proved himself to be a uniter after all, pretty much everyone has grown to dislike him over something. His approval ratings have been at or near historical lows for much of the last few years, but congress has been even more unpopular. Nearly a third as popular according to the latest polls, only 11 percent of the US population approves of their performance.
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Maryland’s highest court ruled on Tuesday that they are all a bunch of homophobic retards. In a decision from the state’s appeals court, the 4-3 ruling by closet gays decided that marriage should only be between a man and a woman. According to a source close to the 4 who voted to keep same-sex marriage illegal in the state, whatever is kept in the closet it out of public view. Continue Reading »
18 Sep, 07 in News, Political Michael No Comments »
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As if your children didn’t have enough to worry about with the world about to end from global warming and unfettered cattle methane, or running into a republican senator in the bathroom. Beware of crocodiles, not just the waterborne variety either, those androgynous foot coverings that have all the style and sophistication of a homeless person’s foot wrapped in duct tape.
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18 Sep, 07 in Environmental, Humor, News Jerome No Comments »
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Officially, the new line along the downtown waterfront is the South Lake Union Streetcar, but that’s only after its first name, the South Lake Union Trolley, or SLUT, was changed, locals told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
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18 Sep, 07 in Humor, News Jerome No Comments »
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Having twins is considered to be a lucky rare occurrence in most cultures. Apparently this is not the case with Australian lesbians who are suing their doctor for artificially inseminating one of them with twins. I suppose the buy one get one free promotion is grounds for litigation when it comes to children.
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18 Sep, 07 in Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Sometimes people who drive horribly encourage road rage. Road rage is like roid rage, only without the steroids or homeruns or dead family members (we’ll miss you Benoit). Though I’m not usually the kind to have road rage, I am not immune to it or it’s effects. Now though, I have parking lot rage. Continue Reading »
07 Sep, 07 in Rants, Retarded SoCalZoner 2 Comments »
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A box of post it notes a clean new wall, a few beers and time to kill. Need to come into work during memorial day weekend to work on some servers, have some down time will the loud machines do their thing? Why not redecorate your co-workers office with a few thousand post it notes… Continue Reading »
04 Sep, 07 in Humor, Pranks, Retarded Jerome 5 Comments »
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Without quite knowing why, I started Googling some odd queries and eventually found something that led me to being accused of being a spammer. Of course, while I’m not a spammer, I have eaten Spam and think that it’s a staple of Hawaiian culture. As for the query… Continue Reading »
04 Sep, 07 in Technerd Michael 3 Comments »
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