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Whoopi wants a threesome with Nancy Pelosi and her husband

The View gone wildThe TV show The View took a turn to the worst, when Whoopi Goldberg made awkward and seemingly unwanted offers of a threesome with house speaker Nancy Pelosi and her husband. I could imagine wanting to see maybe Jessica Biel and and Megan Fox – now that would be a blockbuster movie. Whoopie Goldberg and Nancy Pelosi – not so much…




Video of the terrifying invitation.

Politicians are always happy to appear on TV, just normally they don’t have unwanted offers for a threesome with frightening looking people, unless they go on the Howard Stern show where it’s customary.

Even before Pelosi walked on stage to take her seat at the round table, the show’s moderator, Whoopi Goldberg, and its co-hosts – with former news anchor Barbara Walters leading the pack – started flirting with the speaker’s husband, Paul, who was seated in the front row.

“You wanna take a look at Nancy Pelosi’s handsome husband?” Walters asked the audience. Yes, came the answer in the form of whooping and hollering.

Poor guy was actually blushing. Then the show’s hosts asked him how long he and Madame Speaker have been married.

“Forty-four years,” Mr. Pelosi managed between pained glances in the direction of a blanket, a paper bag, anything to hide under.

Whoopi got the pleasure of introducing Speaker Pelosi, who she noted is the first woman speaker of the House who, somewhere along the way, managed to raise five children.

But Walters was still stuck on Mr. Pelosi, unfortunately for Mr. Pelosi. And this is where a little blushing turned to a Code Red alert, four-alarm fire.

Trying to shout over Whoopi and her other gabbing co-hosts and excited audience members, Barbara turned to Guest Pelosi and said she has heard Whoopi say before that she’d “do Paul Newman.”

“And I think she’d like to do your husband as well,” Walters deadpanned in that quintessential accent that made her the subject of late-night lampooning over the decades.

Of course, Whoopi being Whoopi, she couldn’t let that one go, which is where the speaker begins blushing.

Yes, Whoopi implicitly acknowledged, she’d like to do Mr. Pelosi – but she might take his wife while she’s at it. “I would do her as well. But we should wait on that because you’re still in office, I don’t want to cause a problem.”

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What would this look like you wonder? We made this little box cover for what would be the world’s scariest porno movie, on the plus side it could double for a weight loss program – who could eat after watching this crap?

As you might expect, Speaker Pelosi remained silent underneath her signature permanent smile. And her press office later remained predictably mum on the specter of Whoopi-on-Speaker action.

“She enjoyed being on the show,” Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly told us via email. “It was a fun chance to talk to (primarily) women around the country about what Democrats are doing in Congress.”

And he said Pelosi enjoyed her little thrust and parry with the show’s token conservative host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who challenged the speaker’s opposition to the troop surge in Iraq.

As for what Pelosi thinks of Whoopi’s wild crush on her and her hubby, Daly said in an email, “Didn’t get to ask her about Whoopi comments…”

Yeah, we didn’t expect so.
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