Amazon selling used condoms online

Amazon is selling used Trojan Ultra Thin Latex Condoms for half off. I am into recycling as much as the next guy and do save my cans, but this has got to be a serious health risk. A company in China was recently caught selling used chopsticks, but this is worse than any Chinese recall I have ever heard of.

This is not a joke, I went on Amazon looking for used mature movies starring midgets and farm animals and was absolutely disgusted to find this filth.

You must contact Amazon immediately for a recall of this completely unsafe, unsanitary and totally disgusting product:

1.800.201.7575 (Toll free, US and Canada)
1.206.346.2992 or 1.206.266.2992 (Outside US and Canada)
1.877.586.3230 (Canada only)
0.800.279.6620 (with UK for Amazon UK)
44.20.8636.9451 (outside of UK)

I have already contacted the Food and Drug Administration:
FDA Complaint

I am looking forward to hearing from Mr. Whipple or whoever it is that runs the FDA on my complaint ASAP. I urge you to immediately contact your congressperson, presidential candidate or call just your parents.

Product Listing

This problem should only be found in China, or some other third world country like downtown Los Angeles.