23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion
Today while I was surfing the web when I really should have been working I found an utterly retarded site and decided it needed help. The ‘6 billion’ people webpage only had 43 people on it so I decided to add myself 23 times. Now beyond the two pictures of myself I needed to come up with 21 of my friends to help contribute to this site.
Now this required me to create an individual email account for each, and it’s a good thing my boss had nothing better to do and helped me by creating email accounts on yahoo. With our contribution the six billion people of the world are at least 34% retarded. Please feel free to contribute your own retarded selves, this should be a new home for the retarded.
The map moves like the google map and you can enlarge the retarded photos on, there are only 5 billion, nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and forty four spots open so you better hurry.
Here are just a few of my friends that have already posted:
email: m.takesitintherear
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my ex girlfriend, before she got fat
after
my black friend who can beat me in an eating contest - and let’s me say I have a best friend who is black
dad
dad’s new friend who for some reason keeps showing up in our house for breakfast everyday
my cousin / uncle (long story)
mommy
best friend on the fourth of July, still miss him
My biological father, Bubba
My uncle, he’s cool but for some reason he’s always taking pictures and then using photoshop to swirl his face before he posts them on the internet. He was always taking me camping and give me all the whiskey and hard liquor I could keep down.
Looking forward to seeing you there! Be sure to post your pictures, and let us know…
Posted By: Jerome Aronson
News Category: Pranks, Retarded, Technerd
15 Responses to “23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion”
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Carbon neutral pledge:
first!
What’s the problem with the lack of comments here? I saw a couple of the new retarded pictures up there and know that some of you are jumping on board. Even the site’s creator thanked us for the time, so what gives?
BTW: Jerome, what’s the idea? I was suppose to be first damnit!
What kind of an idiot comments “first” on his own post?
Oh wait - a retard…
Stop being jealous Steve.. it’s not every day that one of us retards are quick enough to comment FIRST on our own posting. Sometimes I get lost while trying to fall asleep.
I think you need to apologies to people that you called retarded on my website.
I am getting good feedback about website and so far it grows without any publicity. Just by people referral. People that registered on my website are complaining.You do not reserve any rights to offend anyone.
Creator of this website
All retarded are removed. 6 billion people webpage is officially 100% retared free.
100% retard free? What are you, a disciple of Hitler?
In Six Billion Land we don’t have retards like in your country
Ethnic cleansing is a crime against humanity. The Hitler comparison is completely appropriate as the mentally handicapped were executed along with Jews. You are a fascist Nazi Vitalii.
And of course here is your apology…
i tired to protect interest of people that uploaded real photo because they complained. I didn’t want to insult anyone. maybe you show me the ass but i will say sorry if I insulted anyone. Thanks for good publicity for which I ask you.
just make everyone happy I am moving retard people to it’s own world.
seg·re·ga·tion : The policy or practice of separating people of different races, classes, or ethnic groups, as in schools, housing, and public or commercial facilities, especially as a form of discrimination.
Now the segregation is taking place with the retarded from the non-retarded. I feel like there might be some forced tatooing involved with this situation.
ethnic cleansing and all other cleansing is part of my plan. get over it.
lmaooo these r so funny the fuckin retards hahahahaha
leave the retards alone. they are people too, lol. anyhow, cool pics, y’all