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23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion

Retard ThumbToday while I was surfing the web when I really should have been working I found an utterly retarded site and decided it needed help. The ‘6 billion’ people webpage only had 43 people on it so I decided to add myself 23 times. Now beyond the two pictures of myself I needed to come up with 21 of my friends to help contribute to this site.

Now this required me to create an individual email account for each, and it’s a good thing my boss had nothing better to do and helped me by creating email accounts on yahoo. With our contribution the six billion people of the world are at least 34% retarded. Please feel free to contribute your own retarded selves, this should be a new home for the retarded.

Six billion people webpage

The map moves like the google map and you can enlarge the retarded photos on, there are only 5 billion, nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and forty four spots open so you better hurry.

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Here are just a few of my friends that have already posted:

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email: m.takesitintherear

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my ex girlfriend, before she got fat

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my black friend who can beat me in an eating contest – and let’s me say I have a best friend who is black

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dad’s new friend who for some reason keeps showing up in our house for breakfast everyday

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my cousin / uncle (long story)

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best friend on the fourth of July, still miss him

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My biological father, Bubba

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My uncle, he’s cool but for some reason he’s always taking pictures and then using photoshop to swirl his face before he posts them on the internet. He was always taking me camping and give me all the whiskey and hard liquor I could keep down.

Looking forward to seeing you there! Be sure to post your pictures, and let us know…

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

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30 Responses to “23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion”

  1. first!

    Jerome on 25 Oct 2007 at 2:48 pm
  2. What’s the problem with the lack of comments here? I saw a couple of the new retarded pictures up there and know that some of you are jumping on board. Even the site’s creator thanked us for the time, so what gives?

    BTW: Jerome, what’s the idea? I was suppose to be first damnit!

    Michael on 25 Oct 2007 at 2:49 pm
  3. What kind of an idiot comments “first” on his own post?
    Oh wait – a retard…

    steve on 25 Oct 2007 at 2:52 pm
  4. Stop being jealous Steve.. it’s not every day that one of us retards are quick enough to comment FIRST on our own posting. Sometimes I get lost while trying to fall asleep.

    Michael on 25 Oct 2007 at 2:54 pm
  5. I think you need to apologies to people that you called retarded on my website.
    I am getting good feedback about website and so far it grows without any publicity. Just by people referral. People that registered on my website are complaining.You do not reserve any rights to offend anyone.

    Creator of this website

    Creator of this website on 25 Oct 2007 at 10:50 pm
  6. All retarded are removed. 6 billion people webpage is officially 100% retared free.

    Creator of this website on 25 Oct 2007 at 11:16 pm
  7. 100% retard free? What are you, a disciple of Hitler?

    KatScan on 26 Oct 2007 at 1:24 pm
  8. In Six Billion Land we don’t have retards like in your country
    Retard Execution

    Ethnic cleansing is a crime against humanity. The Hitler comparison is completely appropriate as the mentally handicapped were executed along with Jews. You are a fascist Nazi Vitalii.

    Jerome on 26 Oct 2007 at 3:10 pm
  9. And of course here is your apology…


    Jerome on 26 Oct 2007 at 3:15 pm
  10. i tired to protect interest of people that uploaded real photo because they complained. I didn’t want to insult anyone. maybe you show me the ass but i will say sorry if I insulted anyone. Thanks for good publicity for which I ask you.

    Creator of this website on 26 Oct 2007 at 6:05 pm
  11. just make everyone happy I am moving retard people to it’s own world.

    Creator of this website on 27 Oct 2007 at 12:08 pm
  12. seg·re·ga·tion : The policy or practice of separating people of different races, classes, or ethnic groups, as in schools, housing, and public or commercial facilities, especially as a form of discrimination.

    Now the segregation is taking place with the retarded from the non-retarded. I feel like there might be some forced tatooing involved with this situation.

    Michael on 27 Oct 2007 at 3:33 pm
  13. ethnic cleansing and all other cleansing is part of my plan. get over it.

    god on 09 Dec 2007 at 3:01 am
  14. lmaooo these r so funny the ****in retards hahahahaha

    offensiveboy =] on 20 Feb 2008 at 10:55 am
  15. leave the retards alone. they are people too, lol. anyhow, cool pics, y’all

    pixel on 24 Feb 2008 at 2:30 pm
  16. Hello… I found your site by accident.

    I love offensive humor. When it’s funny. This however is a site that clearly is run by a douchebag who has to make fun of people who can’t even defend themselves (they shouldn’t have to.)….

    I don’t believe in religion but I do believe you are sick on the inside and should go to hell. Please, please, please consider suicide. If we are all unfortunate to endure your hatred for the next few decades then at least understand you will never be remembered by anything more than a jackass who created a jackass site.

    Be a real man and attempt being beneficial to even a moderate degree…if it’s at all remotely possible which I’m guessing it isn’t.

    Sam on 30 Jan 2009 at 1:46 am
  17. Listen Dad quit nagging me online, I will clean up my room already.

    Jerome on 30 Jan 2009 at 6:33 pm
  18. Sam, looks like the six billion people website committed suicide in Jerome’s place.

    Steve 22 on 30 Jan 2009 at 6:35 pm
  19. A moment of silence for the billions of virtual people who fell victim to this retard site creator.

    I hope you are happy Jerome, I hope you are happy.

    WiiH8r on 30 Jan 2009 at 6:36 pm
  20. I would be happy if I were Jerome… he gets all the chicks (though unfortunately they aren’t always female).

    Michael on 31 Jan 2009 at 12:58 am
  21. u guys r stupid and so insensative!!!!!!!!!!
    the mentally challenged r not retards. okay? they r people just like u and me, wait nto like u becuase u r a jack ass and dont have the right to criticize other people for your insecurities. You UNGRATEFUL,STUPID,JERK, JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!

    anonymous on 24 Apr 2009 at 9:39 pm
  22. u guys r stupid and so insensative!!!!!!!!!!
    the mentally challenged r not retards. okay? they r people just like u and me, wait nto like u becuase u r a jack ass and dont have the right to criticize other people for your insecurities. You UNGRATEFUL,STUPID,JERK, JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!

    anonymous on 24 Apr 2009 at 9:40 pm
  23. Thank you so much for your feedback lbjenkins, based on your spelling and grammar I am guessing that you rode along in the short-bus just as many of the six billion did (before we killed it). Your derision and annoyance with me is what keeps me waking up with a smile each morning — rock on angry anonymous web guy, rock on.

    Jerome on 24 Apr 2009 at 9:56 pm
  24. yay!

    joel on 17 Sep 2009 at 10:40 pm
  25. This is a fun website.

    joel on 17 Sep 2009 at 10:41 pm
  26. omfg i totally fukin agree like these tards kept killing me on cs coz they couldnt play right so they had to use hax and i was like duuuuuude wtf and teh kid was like “OMFG IM NOT HACKING IM NOT FXKNG HACKING!” and i was like “duuude your floating in the air…….” and he was like “AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH *microphone feedback*GHAH*mic feedback**more feedback*” and everyone else was like duuude grow a dick..
    tards are a positive cotribution to society. we should commemorate them with a big WoW party with free loot all round
    your all invited ;D

    oh and would somebody please explain,
    what is this “outside” that you speak of? i’ve seen the pictures and the graphics look AMAZING!

    \_/b3R |_337 Pvvn3r on 15 Dec 2009 at 12:21 pm
  27. pissa pie plz?? i wan in the retard zone

    Cracka on 26 Jun 2010 at 1:21 pm
  28. Retards? Everybody loves retards. Great sense of laughs and love. Why is the creator of 6 billion cleansing/segregating the poor retards?

    nic on 17 Aug 2010 at 11:04 pm
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    ububububu bububububb on 12 Sep 2010 at 4:54 pm
  30. i dont love retrad but i can dill whit the them

    ububububu bububububb on 12 Sep 2010 at 4:55 pm

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