Prejudice puts man in jail for love

At one point in history (and still in most of the Muslim world) it was a punishable offense to go around without an escort with someone you aren’t married to. Divorce was a taboo and until judges wisely overturned voters gay marriage wasn’t legal. Now prejudice has landed an Iowan jail in man for loving the partner he loved.

Even Homer has gotten past all the hate…

When will the prejudice end I ask?

Craig S. McCullough, 47 of Cedar Rapids, Iowa was arrested and charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor. Cedar Rapids police took him to the Linn County jail. His arraignment was scheduled later Friday, police spokeswoman Cristy Hamblin said.

Sadly, this is not the first time his love has put him in behind bars. In 2004 he was convicted of a similar ‘crime’ I thought that sexual discrimination was supposed to be against the law?

So what is this man’s forbidden passion? Not children, not animals, not even a person betrothed to another.

Craig is simply guilty of loving women who won’t talk back – and that kind doesn’t come breathing. No not corpses – that would be gross and should be illegal in most states. He has a forbidden love for replica women.

A government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. In 2004 police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress. He had liberated that love from imprisonment in a bridal boutique – but who are we to question true love?

Who are we really to judge? End the prejudice, some day you may be attending a man doll marriage. I for one suggest a good repair kit as a wedding gift.

Sadly this isn’t the first Craig to face humiliation and arrest for a forbidden bathroom love.

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