In what might have been an accidental moment of candid honesty presidential candidate Hillary Clinton admitted the country could not afford her million good ideas. It’s not that giving out billions of dollars to fight every perceived wrong is a bad idea or that people who are fiscally conservative don’t want to spend money on the poor, it’s just a bunch of really good billion dollar ideas add up. Continue Reading »
Greenpeace and PETA are about to get in a brawl over kangaroos. When Greenpeace isn’t out trying to prevent fishermen from harpooning whales they are suggesting Australians give up beef for kangaroo meat.
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In a class move Whoopi Goldberg calls on Al Sharpton to apologize to the former Duke lacrosse players, Al Sharpton has never apologized for the Brawley incident, another fictional rape account which led to riots in New York.
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Amazon is selling used Trojan Ultra Thin Latex Condoms for half off. I am into recycling as much as the next guy and do save my cans, but this has got to be a serious health risk. A company in China was recently caught selling used chopsticks, but this is worse than any Chinese recall I have ever heard of.
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People are always coming into my office taking candy, and that’s cool I leave it out. I just figure they should have to work for it every once and a while. Last time I used epoxy to seal the candy jar. This time I figured I’d bury it in crap people wouldn’t want so they’d have to earn the candy… Continue Reading »
Google has celebrated more than 62 holidays that it considers to be more important than memorial day or veterans day in the United States. They have gone so far as to actually celebrate Australian Veterans day. Maybe it would be more correct to say that they just hate American veterans because they already recognize Australian Veterans. See how many holidays the hypocrites who fly their own 767 jet around and pretend to be pro-environment… Continue Reading »
The TV show The View took a turn to the worst, when Whoopi Goldberg made awkward and seemingly unwanted offers of a threesome with house speaker Nancy Pelosi and her husband. I could imagine wanting to see maybe Jessica Biel and and Megan Fox - now that would be a blockbuster movie. Whoopie Goldberg and Nancy Pelosi - not so much… Continue Reading »
Recently a friend of a friend sent me an email about covering the VIN to save my car. Being a football fan I naturally assumed it had something to do with now unemployed Vinny Testaverde. After all he did go to University of Miami and is kind of a guido looking Italian guy who you could imagine on the Sopranos. So now I was curious why was my friend warning me about another football player gone wrong?
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11 Oct, 07 in Humor, News, Political, Technerd 
Jerome 
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