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Michael Jackson first white person on cover of Ebony magazine

Jackson on EbonyThere are so many things wrong with Michael Jackson gracing the cover I can’t begin to count. On the plus side is is racially inclusive that Ebony magazine is now featuring white people, and it’s kind of opening up a new audience for their magazine. Just think of all the Catholic priests, white people, circus animals, and his few million crazy fans will read the magazine for the first time.

Michael Jackson Thriller
Michael Jackson’s Thriller Album cover from 25 years ago. Back then the both the albums and Jackson were black and now neither of them are.

Cover of Ebony

Bill Clinton First Black President
I’m not totally certain whether or not Michael Jackson was the first white person on the cover or not, although I could find that scary looking guy who was trying to sell me a subscription door to door though. In 1998, Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison called Clinton “the first Black president,” saying “Clinton displays almost every trope of blackness: single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, McDonald’s-and-junk-food-loving boy from Arkansas,” and comparing Clinton’s sex life, scrutinized despite his career accomplishments, to the stereotyping and double standards that blacks typically endure. That’s cool I now have way more black friends than I knew.

New vs Old
This new photograph proves several things (aside from the obvious fresh coat of skin, new hair, nose and mouth). Michael Jackson may never have been molesting young boys – he may simply have been sucking the very white out of them. In any event whatever came out was that color anyway – I guess you are what you eat if nothing else.

Celebrity Victim
This could actually explain most of Corey Haim’s problems…

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Celebrity, Humor, Retarded


2 Responses to “Michael Jackson first white person on cover of Ebony magazine”

  1. […] Read the rest of this great post here […]

  2. Michael Jackson is NOT a white person. He is a bleached out negro!

    MC on 04 Jun 2008 at 5:18 pm

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