Japanese make retarded concept cars
Far be it from me to make fun of a country whose currency isn’t losing value faster than Britney Spears loses weight between fat binges. American cars are riding the slow bus when compared to the Japanese auto industry as well, so when I see these concept cars it makes me wonder. Have the Japanese finally gone over the line with their new cars and just strayed into retard territory?
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The Suzuki PIXY DOWNSIDE: The unfortunate choice of name and grotesquely effeminite look of this segway like vehicle will convince your friends that you really are gay. UPSIDE: If you get in an accident with an SUV the Pixy can simply be burried in it, trying to extricate your body from this sardine can would be too difficult. |
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The Nissan PIVO 2 DOWNSIDE: Driving in a glorified snowglobe will make making out in your car a public spectacle. UPSIDE: If you get a flat tire you can always barrow one from a homeless person’s shopping cart. |
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The Suzuki BiPlane DOWNSIDE: Riding a motorcycle that looks the wheel from south park with a seat poking up into your man vagina could get you laughted at. UPSIDE: People will see you on this and assume from watching the Transformers movie that your motorcycle could kill them at any moment and give you a wide berth. |
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The Suzuki X-Head DOWNSIDE: Anytime you use the word dependable right off the bat to describe something, that means it’s really ugly. It really looks like a HUMMER2 and a Scion had an illegitimate kid.
UPSIDE: If you always wanted a truck but still wanted the rollover instability of a SUV and the front side crash protection of a minivan you’re in luck. |
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The Mitsubishi i-MIEV Sport DOWNSIDE: Oprah sat on a Volkswagen bug Mitsubishi jumped on the idea. UPSIDE: For those of you who thought the new VW bug was too big and roomy on the inside and wanted something more cramped here’s your car. |
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The Toyota i-Real DOWNSIDE: Combines the worst parts of the segway and an electric wheelchair into the ugliest scooter Godzilla will ever stomp on. UPSIDE: The handicapped can finally scoot around on a cool wheelchair like Professor Charles Xavier from X-men. |
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The Diahatsu Mud Master-C DOWNSIDE: Combines the worst parts of the segway and an electric wheelchair into the ugliest scooter Godzilla will ever stomp on. UPSIDE: You will finally get to drive a vehicle from an anime movie, now if it only came with that hot looking bug eyed chick with a smokin body. |
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The Honda PUYO DOWNSIDE: The vehicle has no sharp edges or hood to absorb a collision, so any accident over 30 MPH will result in your immediate death. UPSIDE: At only a few hundred pounds it will consume less energy it than Mitsubishi’s largest plasma television. |
e a quick retarded view on matrimonial bliss and weigh your options before making the plunge to the death of your single life.
You can keep your new fangled Japanese concept cars that get 247 miles per gallon, I’m going to stick to my American made POC.
It’s a classic – the 1960’s Edsel, when America made cars without any competition or concern for quality, safety, or fuel efficiency… aka: the good old days.
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i think you guys have the wrong concept.. its not “retarded” if you actually seen or read about the convention.. it was for a good reason.. who wouldnt want a car that could drive itself.. sure it looks a lil strange but hey its japan.. what can ya say.. and its hard to compare it over here in a car accident.. because in japan everything is small and compact so accidents are like hitting two small bikes together and look everything is powered by sunlight or some energy efficient way unlike gas that pollutes the world.. i say +1 for japan.. because surely the US arent doing anything worth while for its environment
Just where in the hell do you get off saying the Japanese are good for the environment – have you ever even seen Godzilla? Seriously where do ignorant mouth breathers like you come from?
The Edsels are from the ’50s, not the ’60s.