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Bottled kosher ham – the perfect holday treat

Holliday BottlesWhat says politically correct non-secular winter holiday more than a refreshing glass of kosher ham soda? The cool soday company Jones soda of Washington is unleashing this tasty beverage concoction for this upcoming holiday season. I suppose looking for reindeer blood cherry cola would be too over the top, but kosher ham is still really cool and offensive enough for me to order a few bottles.

SEATTLE — It’s rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for Christmas and Hanukkah.

Holiday Pack

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

Holiday Pack
Kosher ham – it’s jewriffic!

“As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine,” a Jones news release noted.

The packs will go on sale Sunday, with a portion of the proceeds to be given to charity, the company said.

Jones’ products feature original label art and frequently odd flavors. Last year’s seasonal pack was Thanksgiving-themed, with Green Pea, Sweet Potato, Dinner Roll, Turkey and Gravy, and Antacid sodas. For its contract to supply soda to Qwest Field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, Jones came up with Perspiration, Dirt, Sports Cream and Natural Field Turf. The company – fortunately or unfortunately – prides itself on the accuracy of the taste.

Jones also makes more sedate flavors, including root beer, cherry and strawberry sodas.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

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