Millions afflicted by Gingervitis
Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling.
This International Gingervitis Foundation is dedicated to awareness about the red headed defect.
1) What is Gingervitis?
Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.
2) Is Gingervitis contagious?
No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.
3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?
Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.
4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?
Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.
5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?
If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound
READ MORE about readheads from the foundation.
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists.
The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.
Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.
It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.
If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.
An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.
Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.
National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.
However, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.
More about a world without redheads
We can dream, we can only dream for now about a world without redheads.
There are some exceptions to the rule – a few should be kept for nostalgia maybe in a zoo somewhere or something…
Posted By: Jerome Aronson
News Category: Humor, Retarded, Science
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I like some of the exceptions..
I would just like to say that I am one of the millions that has been infected with the Gingervitis gene. I hope we Ginger kids don’t go extinct, but if we do, then seeing Gingers will be viewed in museums everywhere!
Enjoyed the site. Check your spelling. You have ‘there’ instead of ‘their” on your page in this line “but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.” Bad spelling takes away from the professional look of many websites and makes us think that it’s run by a kid and not a seriously intelligent adult:)
this is ****ing rediculous.
you will go to hell.
my girlfireind is a redhead and model.
she is very sexy and HAS A ****ING SOUL.
you are a joke.
Cory, don’t be upset after reading this, you should take out your anger after reading Proof that redheads are genetic defects.
I am a natural redhead and get a lot of positive attention because of it. And I love this site. Cory, you need to calm down. It’s a joke…a funny one at that.
**** YOU.
Thanks L – It’s feedback like this that keeps me and Sunshine Megatron waking up in the morning with a smile and a purpose for living.
I’m a red head and I loved reading that. What a joke.
Who is the redhead keeper with the tan lines? She’s cute!
In my opinion, this is racism, or worse. Making a page about black people looking like “monkeys” as they are sometimes referred to, would be considered extremely wrong. Essentially, you are judging a group of people by A) The colour of their skin
B) Their looks
C) Their hair colour
Now this may seem a joke to you – simply harmless fun, but I’ve seen what prejudice does to people. I go to a school with a redhead guy I know, and he is extremely smart, funny, etc. but people don’t give him the slightest chance, because they see him as a joke. This is an atrocity, and is made more awful by the fact that making fun of redheads is perfectly acceptable. There are pupils who make fun of redheads in front of teachers at my school, and it is not even contested. They’re absolutely fine with it!
Now imagine under the same scenario, if you made fun of a black person in front of a teacher based on the colour of their skin – you would be skinned alive. They’re both being judged by the colour of their hair/skin in the same way, yet there is a completely different outlook on how they should be treated.
The fact that you think its okay to write articles like this astounds me. You are a very selfish person, and you fail to understand that prejudice of this kind is just as bad as racism.
Red people aren’t a race, actually more of a subset of a race. So it’s kinda like disliking short people (which accounting for women liking taller men and businesses paying them more we already do). It’s really like defectism as opposed to racism, because everyone knows that red hair is a birth defect.
I thought all redheaded people were gay, so isn’t this actually just gaybashing?
No worries this problem will resolve itself in less than 100 years:
http://retardnews.com/2007/08/23/proof-that-redheads-are-genetic-defects/
Red heads are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists. It seems that unless the ‘reds’ start inbreeding they will be nothing but a memory…
Ginger pride world wide! funny site and im a ginger and not the day walking one :-O
rangas are unjustifiably being victimised. Just because i have a major crop of ranga hair i should not be victimised like some sort of wrong, wrong, worng, kind of dirty whore. Everyone who has some sort of ‘normal’ hair should be ashamed of their behaviour, although perhaps we should dwell in zoos, no freak shows, and be mocked like the genetic freaks we are.
What the **** is this? This is discrimination, major. There is no such thing as ‘Gingervitis’ or whatever you idiots are calling it. I have red hair, and some of my friends have red hair, and this is ****ing retarded. Red haired people have souls, this is the exact kind of discrimination towards african americans! IF this site is a joke, it’s not funny at all, there are actually people out there trying to eliminate the ginger gene!
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22289183-2,00.html
Lily, different religions agree on few things but one thing Christian, Buddhist, Muslim and even Wicca can agree on is that the red plagued have no souls.
I enjoyed a few of the nicknames for redheads – http://redheadedkids.blogspot.com
THIS IS AWESOME! OMG I LOVE YOU PEOPLE. YES!! OMG YESSSS OOHHH YESS..sorry just had a orgasm
MR RICHARDSON FTW BITCHES!
if u think this site is awesome coppy this and then write Andrew Gregory is a Douche
The original post was funny, but some of your responses to the comments really worry me, especially the one about religions against redheads. Back when the Salem witch trials were going on, which were caused by irrational panic, women were accused of being witches because of their red hair. Preachers said it was the sign of the devil. These women were then put to death in horrifying ways, like drowning in a box or being burned at the stake. So I would think twice about spreading ideas like this. Also, I’m a redhead, and you f******g pissed me off.
Despite the retarded wicka cult stuff, there are no witches around today.
If you are smart enough to agree to that statement, it would be logical for you follow that same line of thinking and realize that the reason there are no witches is because they were all drowned in boxes or burned at the stake.
I like redheads, but only to poke with a stick.
I don’t know about you, but I for one am sick and tired of being discriminated against! Just because we have red hair, light skin and freckles, we’re thought of as somehow less important, and it’s bullcrap! Kids at school laugh at us. Doctors call us genetically inferior. The world needs to know that we are people! With feelings! And our parents love us for who we are! My dad says that each one of my freckles is a kiss from an angel. We can’t let this go on any longer. We should be proud of who we are!
Think of all the great people throughout history who were ginger. People like Ron Howard. See? Ginger people go on to do amazing things in society. We need to let everyone here know that we are not inferior! That we are, in fact beautiful, totally awesome, and super smart. It’s time for us to take back our pride!
Red power!
Jerome, your religion argument assumes that these religions are true. The mere fact that these are called religions makes them false and based purely on stupidity. Jerome sounds like a **** name, are you black? I don’t think I’ve met a white Jerome. White parents must be too smart and too proud of their children to send them into the world with that kind of name. Hey, at least it doesn’t end in -qua though!
i know everyday is kick a ginger day but what day of the year should be an official kick a ginger day… any suggestions?
welll im a ginger and gingers areee geeee like wtf wes gotss red hairss n ****tt i mean wtf i find this website vey offensive to the giner race even tho were not a race but we do have a myspace group we meet on sundays and wear our helmets over our red hair :] like madd ohhdeeeee so **** off
SHUT UP gingers are not bad, they are normal like everybody else. So shut up whoever made this page is evil. I am not ginger but i have a ginger cousin so just SHUT UP. You people who made this are horrible
also michael what u said readheaded people they arent, cos my cousiin (whos a girl) has had 5 boyfriends so shut up
Get your facts straight a**holes-Redheads aren’t going anywhere.
Check it out: http://science.howstuffworks.com/genetic-science/redhead-extinction.htm
I have to wonder if everyone here upset with this realize that blonds are made fun of every time you tell a blond joke and I find it hard to believe all or even most of you can say you haven’t told or laughed at a blond joke.
I love the southpark episode where Cartman tries to exterminate the Ginger Kids.
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what is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!?!?!? gingers are perfectly normal so you know what f*** off!!!!!being a ginger myself i take a great offence to this!!
Wait casey, what’s wrong with the grammatically challenged gingers? It would appear as though the mutation throughout time that is slowly causing the ginger issue to resolve itself (another win for Darwin) hasn’t happened quite soon enough.
Thanks everyone, you’ve given me such a laugh this morning, it’s just too damn funny on here, super entertainment!! I am a hot sexy red head who has to fight men off with a stick simply because of my red pipe curled locks, are you jealous yet????????? If by chance there are any actual red head haters among you on here, here’s my theory on that; you need to just come out of the closet people and admit your oh so secret & obvious erotic red head fetish, it’s ok you will be forgiven cos that’s just the kinda people we are
long live the revolution! http://www.savetheredheads.com
What would be the response if we were discussing “jews” or “****s” and not “gingers”. Victimisation of any human being for whatever reason, even if under the disguise of a joke, is wrong.
You people put all this time and effort in to harassing a group of people for the colour of their hair and yet black people are allowed walk the streets without any fear of prejudice. Get your priorities right people and attack something that needs to be dealt with.
How imature can you get ? Seriously grow the **** up you pathetic twat ¬¬ How is there anything wrong with being ginger you moron. DIE.
Forget attacking gingers for now. Lets get rid of the Jews and the Blacks first and then move on to the disabled and folically challenged, or retarded as you put it. The fulfillment of dear Adolf’s master plan, “The Final Solution” can only be achieved when the last “Carrot-top” is made pay for causing such a blight on society.
Irony, albeit a little heavy-handed, is indeed a wonderful thing boys and girls. For any Americans reading this I would be happy to educate them on what “Irony” is.
Hello all gingers i am an american ginger with a ginger wife and ginger kid.n Fu** that we are going to die out in 100 years bull****. If we unite that will never happen join me and we will some day rule the world.
MWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
all you non gingers will see remember we have no souls so whats to stop us???
RED POWER
im married to the ginger that posted before me. i am also ginger. me and tadd will continue the ginger race by having lots of ginger sex and populating the world with lots of baby gingers. so dont worry about us dying out (:
RED POWERRRRR.
I f**ked this ginger slut once. Whitest skin and pinkest pussy I ever see. Great lay! Took it in her tight butt and then swllowed all my cream.
Thats the thing about ginger girls, they are so desperate for c*ck that they turn into total whores.
My advice. Kill the male gingers and bang the females till their little pink holes are red raw.
Have a sweet day!
Hey Eddie. Good call. Did your little ginger whore look like this, http://nud3.com/Girls/Dani_Jensen/Pure_18
I say after you have shoot all over her freckled face you give her a good slapping for being such a degenerate red-headed bitch.
What they really need is thick, long black meat stretching their tight pink holes.
Im a sufferer of gingervitus, i tried to hide it for years with hair dye, but unfortuantly i couldnt keep up with it- it grows to goddamn fast!
To be honest, i think you people that have taken this seriously need to relax a little. Obviously people can be discriminated by this, but you yourself can only let things bother you.
I ****ing LOVE this
Hey Ruby and Karla. Are you ginger lesbians? That is my ultimate fantasy. Two hot wet red pubed snatches rubbing up against each other. I would love to pound my dong into one of your tight asses whilst your freind licks and sucks my balls. When I blow I want both you sluts on your knees in front of me so I can ****ing glaze your faces and make you choke on all my goo.
So, would you like to hook up some time?
I think this is completly funny! I love the south park episode as well, and get picked on by my friends about having no soul. I just threaten them with my “furious red-headed temper”. If I have no soul, then oh well for me, I mide-as-well enjoy my life to the fullest! Plus I like being unique. Did you know that in the Netherlads they have a redhead festival? I will go…someday…
YOOOOOOO IM SICK OF THIS SHIZZZLE, IM GINGER AND IM FINE AND DANDY AND I HAVE GINGER PUBES AND IT MAKES SEX ALL THE BETTER!
I’m a ginger, not gay, not a whore, have another friend whose is a ginger, a virgin, and friends of various races, and the couple times that I or anyone else was called a ginger in a bad way they got kicked out of school. I also have four other family members who are gingers (that my parents did not make). So you people who think that you will be better by making fun of people with some shade of red hair, freckles, brown, green (I have green eyes), blue, or hazel eyes so that those people (me included) feel inferior, you are all idiots and/or bullies. And the person you wrote this article and anyone else who writes articles like this are the biggest ones of them all!!!
sooo i have dated 3 redheads and there is nothing wrong with them. infact im dateing one right now. and theres nothing wrong with him. and this website is hurtful and hed like to say..
**** this website yo! bitches!
yall’ niggas posting in a troll thread XD
This site is a proof of complete ignorance in the XXI century – SAD, very SAD!
I cannot believe what I am reading. There are some ****ing sad ****ed up people out in this world and this really scares me and also makes me really sad. This is verging on how Hitler thought. What’s going to happen one day?are we to hate all the people in the world that don’t look the way we’d like them to look, I could go on and on about this but the people I’m trying to reach a message to are probably so ****ed in the head they would’nt understand it anyway. But I would like to say that I am a redhead myself and if I may say so myself I am a very attractive woman. Since I was 13 I have had many many admirers and have never been short of boyfriends. I once remember this group of men in a restaurant i was working in saying that my looks were rare and that they thought I was a true beauty. I am now in my late 30′s and I am still turning heads. That’s just my looks, more importantly I am a mother and a nurse who has cared for many sick and dying people, perhaps one day when your lying in agony dying slowly (and you don’t know that this wont ever happen) and a redheaded person wants to help you, you know what? I hope they they ****ing leave you to die!
See what you’ve done! You’ve passed on your hatred to me and this is what is so bad. You are encouraging prejudice and hatred when it is the last thing in the world we need more of. Perhaps if you were intellingent and educated and travelled the world and saw how much predjuce and hatred there is and what is causes you wouldn’t be doing this, I acutally feel sorry for you and others like you, I hope one day you can change.
If u JUST have red hair ur a daywalker but if u have red hair AND freckles ur a ginger. LOL did u retards get dis off south park? Cartman said the same stuff on the show! Be original! LOL! LUV YA!! XD
What the **** is wrong with you people?? there is nothing wrong with Red haired people! this is basically racism!!!! How disappointing, people judging someone by the color of their hair. I thought people could be better then this.
I was born a ginger and I find this really funny. For everyone who is taking it seriously, you need to calm down because it’s a joke xD
Hey guys is this real? or just a joke?
what really bothers me is the “soulless” thing
it’s creeping me out.
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