Millions afflicted by Gingervitis
Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling.
This International Gingervitis Foundation is dedicated to awareness about the red headed defect.
1) What is Gingervitis?
Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.
2) Is Gingervitis contagious?
No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.
3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?
Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.
4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?
Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.
5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?
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If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound
READ MORE about readheads from the foundation.
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists.
The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.
Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.
It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.
If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.
An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.
Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.
National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.
However, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.
More about a world without redheads
We can dream, we can only dream for now about a world without redheads.
There are some exceptions to the rule – a few should be kept for nostalgia maybe in a zoo somewhere or something…
Posted By: Jerome Aronson
News Category: Humor, Retarded, Science
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I like some of the exceptions..
I would just like to say that I am one of the millions that has been infected with the Gingervitis gene. I hope we Ginger kids don’t go extinct, but if we do, then seeing Gingers will be viewed in museums everywhere!
Enjoyed the site. Check your spelling. You have ‘there’ instead of ‘their” on your page in this line “but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.” Bad spelling takes away from the professional look of many websites and makes us think that it’s run by a kid and not a seriously intelligent adult:)
this is ****ing rediculous.
you will go to hell.
my girlfireind is a redhead and model.
she is very sexy and HAS A ****ING SOUL.
you are a joke.
Cory, don’t be upset after reading this, you should take out your anger after reading Proof that redheads are genetic defects.
I am a natural redhead and get a lot of positive attention because of it. And I love this site. Cory, you need to calm down. It’s a joke…a funny one at that.
**** YOU.
Thanks L – It’s feedback like this that keeps me and Sunshine Megatron waking up in the morning with a smile and a purpose for living.
I’m a red head and I loved reading that. What a joke.
Who is the redhead keeper with the tan lines? She’s cute!
In my opinion, this is racism, or worse. Making a page about black people looking like “monkeys” as they are sometimes referred to, would be considered extremely wrong. Essentially, you are judging a group of people by A) The colour of their skin
B) Their looks
C) Their hair colour
Now this may seem a joke to you – simply harmless fun, but I’ve seen what prejudice does to people. I go to a school with a redhead guy I know, and he is extremely smart, funny, etc. but people don’t give him the slightest chance, because they see him as a joke. This is an atrocity, and is made more awful by the fact that making fun of redheads is perfectly acceptable. There are pupils who make fun of redheads in front of teachers at my school, and it is not even contested. They’re absolutely fine with it!
Now imagine under the same scenario, if you made fun of a black person in front of a teacher based on the colour of their skin – you would be skinned alive. They’re both being judged by the colour of their hair/skin in the same way, yet there is a completely different outlook on how they should be treated.
The fact that you think its okay to write articles like this astounds me. You are a very selfish person, and you fail to understand that prejudice of this kind is just as bad as racism.
Red people aren’t a race, actually more of a subset of a race. So it’s kinda like disliking short people (which accounting for women liking taller men and businesses paying them more we already do). It’s really like defectism as opposed to racism, because everyone knows that red hair is a birth defect.
I thought all redheaded people were gay, so isn’t this actually just gaybashing?
No worries this problem will resolve itself in less than 100 years:
http://retardnews.com/2007/08/23/proof-that-redheads-are-genetic-defects/
Red heads are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists. It seems that unless the ‘reds’ start inbreeding they will be nothing but a memory…
Ginger pride world wide! funny site and im a ginger and not the day walking one :-O
rangas are unjustifiably being victimised. Just because i have a major crop of ranga hair i should not be victimised like some sort of wrong, wrong, worng, kind of dirty whore. Everyone who has some sort of ‘normal’ hair should be ashamed of their behaviour, although perhaps we should dwell in zoos, no freak shows, and be mocked like the genetic freaks we are.
What the **** is this? This is discrimination, major. There is no such thing as ‘Gingervitis’ or whatever you idiots are calling it. I have red hair, and some of my friends have red hair, and this is ****ing retarded. Red haired people have souls, this is the exact kind of discrimination towards african americans! IF this site is a joke, it’s not funny at all, there are actually people out there trying to eliminate the ginger gene!
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22289183-2,00.html
Lily, different religions agree on few things but one thing Christian, Buddhist, Muslim and even Wicca can agree on is that the red plagued have no souls.
I enjoyed a few of the nicknames for redheads – http://redheadedkids.blogspot.com
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MR RICHARDSON FTW BITCHES!
if u think this site is awesome coppy this and then write Andrew Gregory is a Douche
The original post was funny, but some of your responses to the comments really worry me, especially the one about religions against redheads. Back when the Salem witch trials were going on, which were caused by irrational panic, women were accused of being witches because of their red hair. Preachers said it was the sign of the devil. These women were then put to death in horrifying ways, like drowning in a box or being burned at the stake. So I would think twice about spreading ideas like this. Also, I’m a redhead, and you f******g pissed me off.
Despite the retarded wicka cult stuff, there are no witches around today.
If you are smart enough to agree to that statement, it would be logical for you follow that same line of thinking and realize that the reason there are no witches is because they were all drowned in boxes or burned at the stake.
I like redheads, but only to poke with a stick.