Christina Aguilera is just the latest in a long string of celebrities to offend the public in general with their pregnancies. Some of them can’t stand being out of the public spotlight long enough to drop another spoiled child without flaunting their baby filled bellies in our faces while we are trying to just get through our day without throwing up.
Catherine Zeta Jones
Stunning when not in full prego mode, but the smoking gives her the highest retard rating possible. It’s not bad enough her kid will be a drug addict by junior high school, but giving the poor spoiled soon to be jerk cancer before birth is just over the line.
Second only to smoker hag, she the one responsible for bringing this whole gross fetish off the creepy guy’s hard drive and into the mainstream.
Britney can’t even come up with an original pose let alone song, so the world’s most popular singer with downs syndrome is relegated top three. Noteworthy: she was the only one on this list to actually lose her custody of her children.
Pregnancy can make the best looking chicks into not so pretty women but something about this picture makes me think I am looking at my grandmother without makeup.
Darlene from Roseanne looks like an average pregnant women, but is so ugly she couldn’t attract a man before or during her gestation period.
No raunchy poses or dress and she is wearing some large green table cloth or something to hide her neo-natal disfigurement but the sticking her tummy out thing is pretty annoying.
Gwenyth scores points for not trying to appear nude, but the exposed belly button and the I’m so cool I can wear bag lady clothing look sets her child back two years in school before birth.
Helena Bonham Carter
The once kinda hot actress, that never seemed to good looking that you had no chance at is properly attired. If she hadn’t chosen to marry a circus ape to father her cross species children she would have gone unscathed.
She’s an amazing looking model and wouldn’t look twice at me if I was on fire sitting on her driveway, but the combination of the giant baby bulge and lighting really brings out her weird nose. Maybe she could take the modeling money from the shoot and get that fixed.
Retard Factor: 0
Monica Belucci can’t really act or sing but even pregnant she still looks hot – I’m kinda guilty about saying this, but get ready to move over junior – I’d hit it!