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Beverly Hills 90210 where are they now

90210It occurred to me that while there have been some posts recently of some Beverly Hills 90210 graduates over at Retard Media, there must be a decent post about the Beverly Hills 90210, Where Are They Now sort of post or story. Sadly I didn’t see something worthy of just copying, so instead Retard Zone decided to make our own.This really isn’t something new, this is more like a copy of every other follow up story to TV show actors that just seem to sort of fade away. Enjoy this trip down memory lane in Beverly Hills while each actor is graded using our very stringent and unbending Retard Factor.

Brian Austin Green:

90210 Green
As Beverly Hills High’s school DJ, David Silver, Brian Austin Green (BAG) didn’t stray too far from his real life interests. Assuming that Aaron Spelling knew ahead of time that Green couldn’t act, so he decided to just let Green play himself on TV. In 1996, Green released a rap album, “One Stop Carnival,” which proved he couldn’t rap and had no musical ability. He also continued to dabble in TV, co-starring on Freddie Prinze Jr.’s show, Freddie, before the sitcom was canceled. So while Green can’t act, can’t rap, and can’t find a successful TV or movie or music career, he’s bagged some serious hotties. The two top of his list are Vanessa Marcil (whom he created a non-mutant child with) and now is engaged to Megan Fox. Damn, BAG, you seriously land the hot chicks.
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Jennie Garth:

90210 Garth
Once known as Beverly Hills High’s slut (rumor), Jennie Garth showed range by playing Kelly Taylor who was involved in a love triangle between Dylan McKay (Luke Perry) and Brandon Walsh (Jason Priestly), became a diet pill abuser, was trapped in a fire, became involved in a cult, used cocaine, was raped, shot, got amnesia and had a miscarriage. Unlike her character, Garth initially dropped out of high school (later getting a diploma, though possibly through non-standard means). After 90210 there was a short gig in the sitcom What I Like About You. Of course Garth was very attractive at one point, ranking as high as #59 on FHM 100 Sexiest Women of 2000 (dropping to #93 in 2001 and off the list after that). The last part of Garth’s on-air life ended recently, when she was kicked off of Dancing With The Stars. Though she has other projects in development, there will never be another Kelly Taylor role for this aging actress.
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Luke Perry:

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Dylan McKay was hero to many school-aged boys. He was romantically linked to Brenda, Kelly, Valeri, Antonia, and Gina. Of course, this was just the tip of the McKay surface as his character had a hippie mother, embezzling father, prostitute sister, and probably some inbreeding. McKay started as an alcoholic but wound up as a heroin user, ya, sounds like he actually was modeled after Charlie Sheen’s life. Perry had a little career going for a bit, being on Buffy The Vampire Slayer (when Sara Michelle Gellar was still hot), having a cameo in The Fifth Element, playing a reverend in HBO’s Oz, getting voice over work in The Simpsons and Family Guy, and finally playing gay characters on Spin City and Will and Grace. Recently Perry was in John from Cincinnati but does not seem to have any media plans in the near future.
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Shannen Doherty:

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Everyone initially liked Shannen Doherty as Brenda Walsh, the twin sister of Brandon and general good girl. Later Brenda becomes the rebellious and devilish Walsh family member. After lots of fun including being robbed at gunpoint, scares of breast cancer and pregnancy, and arrests for breaking and entering, Brenda sort of faded out. The rumor is that Doherty is a royal beotch and didn’t get along with her co-stars or Spelling (try not to annoy your boss Shannen). Doherty is a fighter though, she has appeared in well known shows and movies including Mallrats, Charmed, North Shore, and some shows on the Oxygen network (whatever that is). Doherty has had her future jobs slowly dwindle with only two things scheduled to appear in the future.
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Jason Priestley:

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When Brandon Walsh first entered Beverly Hills, it was like a dream come true for the eldest Walsh child. He quickly became interested in all that Beverly Hills has to offer: women, men, journalism, acting, waiting tables, and heartbreak. Oh ya, his best friend was an alcoholic and heroin user, his sister a slut, his parents had marital issues, he waited tables for money and got into slight trouble that rich friends were able to get him out of. After 90210, Priestly continued being in TV shows, movies, TV movies, and transitioned from actor to director/actor. Some of the more well known shows include Tru Calling (Eliza Dushku is hot), Medium, and Side Order of Life. Today you can find Priestly at a Starbucks with other actors, he’s on a laptop writing his life story.
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Tori Spelling:

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Of course Donna Martin had a great gig, her real life character was the daughter of the show’s creator, producer, writer, director, and eventual ender. Donna started the show as a timid and quiet girl but soon grew chest squishies (can you say augmentation?) and an attitude. She chased after David Silver on the show and some guess that it was only Aaron’s wanting Tori to be with a normal guy that gave BAG the chance he had to be on 90210. Tori has worked in some junk shows since 90210 but has also insulted her family’s reputation by being candid about her family (like her’s is the only disfunctional family) and having a faux reality show (that was more real than fake) and finally by spending valuable time becoming an ordained minister via the Internet. Tori’s recent claim to fame is marrying five same sex couples. Oh Tori, your dad is ashamed of you as much now that he’s dead as when he was alive.
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Ian Ziering:

Ian Ziering
When you start life with your father admitting that you are a mistake (he has two 10+ year older brothers) everything else is downhill. Steve Sanders was the adopted son of TV star Samantha and Rush. Rush winds up being his biological father which might be more like reality than fiction. Steve takes steroids (pre-Barry Bonds, copycat), gets involved with a transgender model, becomes a magazine editor, had a daughter, and actually lasted on the show all 10 seasons. Hoo-rah! Ziering has actually been more of a somebody than the rest of the 90210 cast as he has starred and directed a short film (making Priestly jealous), was on Dancing With The Stars (before Garth), had a parent pass away 10 years ago (Tori followed that 9 years later), married a hottie and left her (instead of having her leave him, Brian), and has been in TV shows and movies.
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Gabrielle Carteris:

Gabrielle Carteris
Andrew Zuckerman had affectionate feelings for Brandon but nothing much happened there. She became pregnant on the show and pretty much was a filler on the show as nothing major happened to this newspaper editor dweeb. In real life the high points of celebrity life eluded Carteris like talent eluded Brian Austin Green. Trying to be a true player in the industry and showing her commitment to give up any chance of regaining a career she appeared in the first year of The Surreal Life.
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Tiffani Thiessen:

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Valerie Malone was sociopathic, a pathological liar, a murdered, and a bad girl that slept with enough people she could be the original Paris Hilton. Pre-90210 Tiffany was in Saved By The Bell and looked great by the time she was legal. Other than that she has shown her chest squishies in some pictures and gotten more recognition from the Internet for pictures than from TV or movies. As for the future, have you heard of the movie.. umm.. never mind, guess nothing is in the works. Time for Tiffany to hook up with Heff and the girls.
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69 Responses to “Beverly Hills 90210 where are they now”

  1. hello jason, i love you . you are my favourite actor. xxx keth

    katherine on 12 Nov 2009 at 9:27 am
  2. Ragazzi io qusto telefim l’ho sepre visto negli anni 90 precisamente in tiatali la serie è cominciata dell’ inverno del 1992 che bel periodo …………..
    A gallipoli non si parlava d’altro le ragazze andavano in delirio per i perosaggi di beverly hills , mi piacerebbe tanto rivederlo, per ricodare la mia spensieratezza dell’età in cui tutto si poteva ……
    grazie a tutti

    daniele on 23 Mar 2010 at 9:46 am
  3. Time just make wonders to Tiffani Thiessen. No matter how much time pass, she will be always great.

    daydson on 10 Oct 2010 at 9:10 pm
  4. Wow Michael. You are 100% retarded. Nice spelling. You clearly have **** all to do as most of the “facts” you have mentioned are false. Well done tard.

    Dave on 08 Dec 2010 at 5:50 am
  5. Well, life happened to these people now didn’t it, as it happens to everyone. The death of a parent or child, getting some disease, or simple depression can knock you down and kept you down.
    I think some of these pics were taken during a down period and so they are really not fair. You learn to be glad that people are still alive the older you get, and judge them less based on their appearance.

    Stan on 14 Dec 2010 at 8:51 pm
  6. El que está divino es Brian, lo estoy viendo en Desperate y está super hot!!!, no en vano está con una chica tan divina como Megan, él es un bombonazo, está mejor que antes. Luke no está mal tampoco, la foto esta no le favorece, pero he visto otras en la que se ve muy bien. Tory está muy bien, mejor que antes, porque era bien fea, pero con la plata que tiene obvio que se ha recauchutado toda, y tiene una hermosa familia. Jason tambien esta muy bien, aca en Uruguay estan dando Calll me Fitz, y está divino en ese papel , asique a este también “le doy”!!

    Adriana on 12 Jan 2011 at 4:02 pm
  7. Esas fotos son feisimas, no es cierto que ellos sean asi. Luke, Jason y Brian siguen igual de guapos y para que hablar de Shannen y Jennie. El tiempo ha pasado pero ¿para quien no? ..

    Kelly y Dylan Forever (L)

    Cota on 06 Feb 2011 at 9:28 pm
  8. i love this show it like one of my favorites o watch it everytime it come on and everytime i watch it i like it even more

    alexpeters on 27 Feb 2011 at 12:31 am
  9. Donna she is a big LECHON Now she is a disaster,and very awfull grrr please .
    Tory Spelling are you a ****in PIG ..jaaaaaajjjjaaa.

    Carlos Maria on 08 Mar 2011 at 7:21 am
  10. COMO TODOS ALGUN DIA DEJAREMOS DE SER JOVENES PERO,QUE FEITAS Y VIEJAS Y GORDAS SE PUSIERON BRENDA,KELLY,Y DONA Y DE LOS CHAVOS BRANDON POBRE EN ESA FOTO SE VE HINCHADO POR DROGAS O POR LA CERVEZA JAAA EL QUE SI ES UN BOMBOM CON TODO Y ARUGAS ES LUCK PERRY,SI YO TENGO 31 ELLOS YA REVASAN LOS 40 OVIO QUE EL MAQUILLAJE NO HACE MILAGROS EN FIN QUE BUENA SERIE Y ME ENCANTA VERLOS EN SU IDIOMA ORIGINAL SERIES COMO ESA NINGUNA POR CIERTO QUE BONITA ES LA Q LE HACIA DE VALERY Y NO ES CASADA BIEN DICEN LA SUERTE DE LA FEA LA BONITA LA DESEA JAAA

    alejandra mexicoo on 11 Mar 2011 at 8:30 pm
  11. me encanta esta serie son una de mis favoritas y si que feitos se pusieron algunos pero gracias a esa serie son ricos,la que le hizo de brenda es la que no le a hido bien sentimentalmente,anda com puros casados,en cambio la que le hizo de valery esa si esta felizmente casada igual que kelly y dona.

    LAURA on 11 Mar 2011 at 8:48 pm
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  13. Holaaaa, me da mucha pena ver a los actores y actrices de Beverly Hills 90120, me encanta esta serie de verdad, yo la vi lamentablemente hasta la mitad, pero eh visto algunos ultimos capitulos en internet….

    solamente kiero decir QUE ILOVE DYLAN!!!!!
    LO AMOOOO
    ILOVEEE DYLAN!!! LUKE PERRY

    Nicole Cabrera on 15 Jan 2012 at 5:37 pm
  14. SI VES ESTO DYLAN MI MAIL ES NICOLEPICHITURRI@LIVE.CL
    PARA KE ME ESCRIBAS

    Nicole Cabrera on 15 Jan 2012 at 5:37 pm
  15. To jsou teda zm?ny, no holt stá?í, co se dá d?lat, to je jediná spravedlnost

    Petr on 28 Feb 2012 at 7:09 pm
  16. Now when Jennie will devorse from her husband I hope she will meet Luke Perry, their chemistry was amasing.Perhaps in the real life too. Who knows…

    kjell bengtsson on 19 Mar 2012 at 9:35 am
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    Gabrielle Carteris » Images Search on 20 Apr 2012 at 5:25 pm
  18. Its funny how u r insulting all of them but they have made more money from 90210 then u will ever make in your life…

    Ashleigh on 03 May 2012 at 12:26 am
  19. No tak to je, v?k prost? nezadržíš. A te? už jsou zase o pár let starší a dnešní generaci ten seriál už nic ne?ekne..

    Petr on 31 Oct 2015 at 12:20 pm
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