Beverly Hills 90210 where are they now
It occurred to me that while there have been some posts recently of some Beverly Hills 90210 graduates over at Retard Media, there must be a decent post about the Beverly Hills 90210, Where Are They Now sort of post or story. Sadly I didn’t see something worthy of just copying, so instead Retard Zone decided to make our own.This really isn’s something new, this is more like a copy of every other follow up story to TV show actors that just seem to sort of fade away. Enjoy this trip down memory lane in Beverly Hills while each actor is graded using our very stringent and unbending Retard Factor.
Brian Austin Green:
As Beverly Hills High’s school DJ, David Silver, Brian Austin Green (BAG) didn’t stray too far from his real life interests. Assuming that Aaron Spelling knew ahead of time that Green couldn’t act, so he decided to just let Green play himself on TV. In 1996, Green released a rap album, “One Stop Carnival,” which proved he couldn’t rap and had no musical ability. He also continued to dabble in TV, co-starring on Freddie Prinze Jr.’s show, Freddie, before the sitcom was canceled. So while Green can’t act, can’t rap, and can’t find a successful TV or movie or music career, he’s bagged some serious hotties. The two top of his list are Vanessa Marcil (whom he created a non-mutant child with) and now is engaged to Megan Fox. Damn, BAG, you seriously land the hot chicks.
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Jennie Garth:
Once known as Beverly Hills High’s slut (rumor), Jennie Garth showed range by playing Kelly Taylor who was involved in a love triangle between Dylan McKay (Luke Perry) and Brandon Walsh (Jason Priestly), became a diet pill abuser, was trapped in a fire, became involved in a cult, used cocaine, was raped, shot, got amnesia and had a miscarriage. Unlike her character, Garth initially dropped out of high school (later getting a diploma, though possibly through non-standard means). After 90210 there was a short gig in the sitcom What I Like About You. Of course Garth was very attractive at one point, ranking as high as #59 on FHM 100 Sexiest Women of 2000 (dropping to #93 in 2001 and off the list after that). The last part of Garth’s on-air life ended recently, when she was kicked off of Dancing With The Stars. Though she has other projects in development, there will never be another Kelly Taylor role for this aging actress.
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Luke Perry:
Dylan McKay was hero to many school-aged boys. He was romantically linked to Brenda, Kelly, Valeri, Antonia, and Gina. Of course, this was just the tip of the McKay surface as his character had a hippie mother, embezzling father, prostitute sister, and probably some inbreeding. McKay started as an alcoholic but wound up as a heroin user, ya, sounds like he actually was modeled after Charlie Sheen’s life. Perry had a little career going for a bit, being on Buffy The Vampire Slayer (when Sara Michelle Gellar was still hot), having a cameo in The Fifth Element, playing a reverend in HBO’s Oz, getting voice over work in The Simpsons and Family Guy, and finally playing gay characters on Spin City and Will and Grace. Recently Perry was in John from Cincinnati but does not seem to have any media plans in the near future.
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Shannen Doherty:
Everyone initially liked Shannen Doherty as Brenda Walsh, the twin sister of Brandon and general good girl. Later Brenda becomes the rebellious and devilish Walsh family member. After lots of fun including being robbed at gunpoint, scares of breast cancer and pregnancy, and arrests for breaking and entering, Brenda sort of faded out. The rumor is that Doherty is a royal beotch and didn’t get along with her co-stars or Spelling (try not to annoy your boss Shannen). Doherty is a fighter though, she has appeared in well known shows and movies including Mallrats, Charmed, North Shore, and some shows on the Oxygen network (whatever that is). Doherty has had her future jobs slowly dwindle with only two things scheduled to appear in the future.
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Jason Priestley:
When Brandon Walsh first entered Beverly Hills, it was like a dream come true for the eldest Walsh child. He quickly became interested in all that Beverly Hills has to offer: women, men, journalism, acting, waiting tables, and heartbreak. Oh ya, his best friend was an alcoholic and heroin user, his sister a slut, his parents had marital issues, he waited tables for money and got into slight trouble that rich friends were able to get him out of. After 90210, Priestly continued being in TV shows, movies, TV movies, and transitioned from actor to director/actor. Some of the more well known shows include Tru Calling (Eliza Dushku is hot), Medium, and Side Order of Life. Today you can find Priestly at a Starbucks with other actors, he’s on a laptop writing his life story.
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Tori Spelling:
Of course Donna Martin had a great gig, her real life character was the daughter of the show’s creator, producer, writer, director, and eventual ender. Donna started the show as a timid and quiet girl but soon grew chest squishies (can you say augmentation?) and an attitude. She chased after David Silver on the show and some guess that it was only Aaron’s wanting Tori to be with a normal guy that gave BAG the chance he had to be on 90210. Tori has worked in some junk shows since 90210 but has also insulted her family’s reputation by being candid about her family (like her’s is the only disfunctional family) and having a faux reality show (that was more real than fake) and finally by spending valuable time becoming an ordained minister via the Internet. Tori’s recent claim to fame is marrying five same sex couples. Oh Tori, your dad is ashamed of you as much now that he’s dead as when he was alive.
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Ian Ziering:
When you start life with your father admitting that you are a mistake (he has two 10+ year older brothers) everything else is downhill. Steve Sanders was the adopted son of TV star Samantha and Rush. Rush winds up being his biological father which might be more like reality than fiction. Steve takes steroids (pre-Barry Bonds, copycat), gets involved with a transgender model, becomes a magazine editor, had a daughter, and actually lasted on the show all 10 seasons. Hoo-rah! Ziering has actually been more of a somebody than the rest of the 90210 cast as he has starred and directed a short film (making Priestly jealous), was on Dancing With The Stars (before Garth), had a parent pass away 10 years ago (Tori followed that 9 years later), married a hottie and left her (instead of having her leave him, Brian), and has been in TV shows and movies.
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Gabrielle Carteris:
Andrew Zuckerman had affectionate feelings for Brandon but nothing much happened there. She became pregnant on the show and pretty much was a filler on the show as nothing major happened to this newspaper editor dweeb. In real life the high points of celebrity life eluded Carteris like talent eluded Brian Austin Green. Trying to be a true player in the industry and showing her commitment to give up any chance of regaining a career she appeared in the first year of The Surreal Life.
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Tiffani Thiessen:
Valerie Malone was sociopathic, a pathological liar, a murdered, and a bad girl that slept with enough people she could be the original Paris Hilton. Pre-90210 Tiffany was in Saved By The Bell and looked great by the time she was legal. Other than that she has shown her chest squishies in some pictures and gotten more recognition from the Internet for pictures than from TV or movies. As for the future, have you heard of the movie.. umm.. never mind, guess nothing is in the works. Time for Tiffany to hook up with Heff and the girls.
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I’m going to start stalking one of the chicks from 90210, but not sure which one.
Wuaoo que acabados se ven
BEVERLY HILLS 90210 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE OK?
IT IS THE BEST BEST BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it funny that you got some not so flattering pictures of some of the cast. If you don’t like Show, fine don’t watch the reruns or talk about it. you are a fuck wit
THAT MESSED UP i KNOW FOR THE FACT THAT TORI SPELLING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT SHE HAVES HER OWN SHOW SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
AND JENNIE GARTH IS HOTT AND i THINK THAT THEY SHOULD’NT OF PUT THAT PICTURE of her because in real life she’s pretty.
WOULD U LIKE A PICTURE OF U LIKE THAT.
LUKE PERRY HE STILL HOTT IN EVERYONES EYES i LOVE HIM.
TIFFANI THIESSEN iS STILL LOOKING SEXY. SHE’S HOTT. 4 ever.
and the rest keep still looken hott kiss kiss kiss to all.
it’s mila again
you want to know my fav character dylan and valeria. also kelly.
kiss kiss kiss kiss
love mila
Hi Mila! Welcome back.. I would like to comment on your first comment. You asked me if I would like to have a picture of me like Tori Spelling has of her. The answer is no. I think that I might look fine in her unisex clothing, but I don’t want to have a face that scares children and screams for the attention of Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem or whatever fat-woman-diet-plan is big these days.
As for Dylan, it’s a shame he hasn’t done anything since Bev Hills, though I did see him on TV being a d*ck to some fans who wanted an autograph and picture taken.
Valerie is hot, but unfortunately she’s also been growing larger (maybe she’s on the Tori Spelling diet?). Valerie had a little life after the original Hills but hasn’t been able to find another in-progress show to feed off of like a leach. But there’s always hope.
Love ya lots Mila,
Michael
love dylan and kelly<33333333333333333333333333333333333
Jason Priestley is FUGLY! ha ha ..fat old man. Wee Todd Did!
I just want to remember them as they were. Beautiful fresh faces, young, sexy. Not as how they look now! Yucksss!
Where do I start?
WHere do you get off insulting ALL OF THE 90210 characters.
Jealous much,
so heres what you do…
get out of you mom and dads basement..off of the computer saying ur like a hot 20 somthing year old..when ur not…and get a life…got it?
Wow, like the way this person decribed each of these people; just wow. Half of what you said, isen’t even true and the other half, makes it sound WAY worse than it actually is. And the pictures? omg, some of them really don’t look like that. 90210 is like the best show that has EVEEEEERRRR beeen created, so like stop dissing it; don’t you have a life? I’ve watched up to season 4, senizo thats all thats out; and its been GRRREEEAAATT!And what you’ve said up there, really isen’t how it is.Brenda, was NOT a slut. That is for sure, and like just wow. For anyone who belives this fool; meh, ughk. Anyways, you know that Tiffiani girl? Ewwweh, i hated her in the showes i saw on t.v a couple times.
Hate hate hate hate hate her, ! I can’t wait till i get up to whatever season was on the t.v; i can see how much of a hoe she actually is in the shows. 
xD
Those pictures are so bad!!!!! Jennie Garth is the best, and that picture and description is very wrong because she is so pretty in real life. Tori Spelling also has her own show and she definitely does not look like that! I love Brian Austin Green, too!!!!!!!! 90210 is the best show ever and the actors are awesome; it is a great show no matter what you say.