Beverly Hills 90210 where are they now
It occurred to me that while there have been some posts recently of some Beverly Hills 90210 graduates over at Retard Media, there must be a decent post about the Beverly Hills 90210, Where Are They Now sort of post or story. Sadly I didn’t see something worthy of just copying, so instead Retard Zone decided to make our own.This really isn’t something new, this is more like a copy of every other follow up story to TV show actors that just seem to sort of fade away. Enjoy this trip down memory lane in Beverly Hills while each actor is graded using our very stringent and unbending Retard Factor.
Brian Austin Green:
As Beverly Hills High’s school DJ, David Silver, Brian Austin Green (BAG) didn’t stray too far from his real life interests. Assuming that Aaron Spelling knew ahead of time that Green couldn’t act, so he decided to just let Green play himself on TV. In 1996, Green released a rap album, “One Stop Carnival,” which proved he couldn’t rap and had no musical ability. He also continued to dabble in TV, co-starring on Freddie Prinze Jr.’s show, Freddie, before the sitcom was canceled. So while Green can’t act, can’t rap, and can’t find a successful TV or movie or music career, he’s bagged some serious hotties. The two top of his list are Vanessa Marcil (whom he created a non-mutant child with) and now is engaged to Megan Fox. Damn, BAG, you seriously land the hot chicks.
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Jennie Garth:
Once known as Beverly Hills High’s slut (rumor), Jennie Garth showed range by playing Kelly Taylor who was involved in a love triangle between Dylan McKay (Luke Perry) and Brandon Walsh (Jason Priestly), became a diet pill abuser, was trapped in a fire, became involved in a cult, used cocaine, was raped, shot, got amnesia and had a miscarriage. Unlike her character, Garth initially dropped out of high school (later getting a diploma, though possibly through non-standard means). After 90210 there was a short gig in the sitcom What I Like About You. Of course Garth was very attractive at one point, ranking as high as #59 on FHM 100 Sexiest Women of 2000 (dropping to #93 in 2001 and off the list after that). The last part of Garth’s on-air life ended recently, when she was kicked off of Dancing With The Stars. Though she has other projects in development, there will never be another Kelly Taylor role for this aging actress.
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Luke Perry:
Dylan McKay was hero to many school-aged boys. He was romantically linked to Brenda, Kelly, Valeri, Antonia, and Gina. Of course, this was just the tip of the McKay surface as his character had a hippie mother, embezzling father, prostitute sister, and probably some inbreeding. McKay started as an alcoholic but wound up as a heroin user, ya, sounds like he actually was modeled after Charlie Sheen’s life. Perry had a little career going for a bit, being on Buffy The Vampire Slayer (when Sara Michelle Gellar was still hot), having a cameo in The Fifth Element, playing a reverend in HBO’s Oz, getting voice over work in The Simpsons and Family Guy, and finally playing gay characters on Spin City and Will and Grace. Recently Perry was in John from Cincinnati but does not seem to have any media plans in the near future.
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Shannen Doherty:
Everyone initially liked Shannen Doherty as Brenda Walsh, the twin sister of Brandon and general good girl. Later Brenda becomes the rebellious and devilish Walsh family member. After lots of fun including being robbed at gunpoint, scares of breast cancer and pregnancy, and arrests for breaking and entering, Brenda sort of faded out. The rumor is that Doherty is a royal beotch and didn’t get along with her co-stars or Spelling (try not to annoy your boss Shannen). Doherty is a fighter though, she has appeared in well known shows and movies including Mallrats, Charmed, North Shore, and some shows on the Oxygen network (whatever that is). Doherty has had her future jobs slowly dwindle with only two things scheduled to appear in the future.
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Jason Priestley:
When Brandon Walsh first entered Beverly Hills, it was like a dream come true for the eldest Walsh child. He quickly became interested in all that Beverly Hills has to offer: women, men, journalism, acting, waiting tables, and heartbreak. Oh ya, his best friend was an alcoholic and heroin user, his sister a slut, his parents had marital issues, he waited tables for money and got into slight trouble that rich friends were able to get him out of. After 90210, Priestly continued being in TV shows, movies, TV movies, and transitioned from actor to director/actor. Some of the more well known shows include Tru Calling (Eliza Dushku is hot), Medium, and Side Order of Life. Today you can find Priestly at a Starbucks with other actors, he’s on a laptop writing his life story.
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Tori Spelling:
Of course Donna Martin had a great gig, her real life character was the daughter of the show’s creator, producer, writer, director, and eventual ender. Donna started the show as a timid and quiet girl but soon grew chest squishies (can you say augmentation?) and an attitude. She chased after David Silver on the show and some guess that it was only Aaron’s wanting Tori to be with a normal guy that gave BAG the chance he had to be on 90210. Tori has worked in some junk shows since 90210 but has also insulted her family’s reputation by being candid about her family (like her’s is the only disfunctional family) and having a faux reality show (that was more real than fake) and finally by spending valuable time becoming an ordained minister via the Internet. Tori’s recent claim to fame is marrying five same sex couples. Oh Tori, your dad is ashamed of you as much now that he’s dead as when he was alive.
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Ian Ziering:
When you start life with your father admitting that you are a mistake (he has two 10+ year older brothers) everything else is downhill. Steve Sanders was the adopted son of TV star Samantha and Rush. Rush winds up being his biological father which might be more like reality than fiction. Steve takes steroids (pre-Barry Bonds, copycat), gets involved with a transgender model, becomes a magazine editor, had a daughter, and actually lasted on the show all 10 seasons. Hoo-rah! Ziering has actually been more of a somebody than the rest of the 90210 cast as he has starred and directed a short film (making Priestly jealous), was on Dancing With The Stars (before Garth), had a parent pass away 10 years ago (Tori followed that 9 years later), married a hottie and left her (instead of having her leave him, Brian), and has been in TV shows and movies.
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Gabrielle Carteris:
Andrew Zuckerman had affectionate feelings for Brandon but nothing much happened there. She became pregnant on the show and pretty much was a filler on the show as nothing major happened to this newspaper editor dweeb. In real life the high points of celebrity life eluded Carteris like talent eluded Brian Austin Green. Trying to be a true player in the industry and showing her commitment to give up any chance of regaining a career she appeared in the first year of The Surreal Life.
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Tiffani Thiessen:
Valerie Malone was sociopathic, a pathological liar, a murdered, and a bad girl that slept with enough people she could be the original Paris Hilton. Pre-90210 Tiffany was in Saved By The Bell and looked great by the time she was legal. Other than that she has shown her chest squishies in some pictures and gotten more recognition from the Internet for pictures than from TV or movies. As for the future, have you heard of the movie.. umm.. never mind, guess nothing is in the works. Time for Tiffany to hook up with Heff and the girls.
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I’m going to start stalking one of the chicks from 90210, but not sure which one.
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BEVERLY HILLS 90210 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE OK?
IT IS THE BEST BEST BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it funny that you got some not so flattering pictures of some of the cast. If you don’t like Show, fine don’t watch the reruns or talk about it. you are a **** wit
THAT MESSED UP i KNOW FOR THE FACT THAT TORI SPELLING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT SHE HAVES HER OWN SHOW SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
AND JENNIE GARTH IS HOTT AND i THINK THAT THEY SHOULD’NT OF PUT THAT PICTURE of her because in real life she’s pretty.
WOULD U LIKE A PICTURE OF U LIKE THAT.
LUKE PERRY HE STILL HOTT IN EVERYONES EYES i LOVE HIM.
TIFFANI THIESSEN iS STILL LOOKING SEXY. SHE’S HOTT. 4 ever.
and the rest keep still looken hott kiss kiss kiss to all.
it’s mila again
you want to know my fav character dylan and valeria. also kelly.
kiss kiss kiss kiss
love mila
Hi Mila! Welcome back.. I would like to comment on your first comment. You asked me if I would like to have a picture of me like Tori Spelling has of her. The answer is no. I think that I might look fine in her unisex clothing, but I don’t want to have a face that scares children and screams for the attention of Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem or whatever fat-woman-diet-plan is big these days.
As for Dylan, it’s a shame he hasn’t done anything since Bev Hills, though I did see him on TV being a d*ck to some fans who wanted an autograph and picture taken.
Valerie is hot, but unfortunately she’s also been growing larger (maybe she’s on the Tori Spelling diet?). Valerie had a little life after the original Hills but hasn’t been able to find another in-progress show to feed off of like a leach. But there’s always hope.
Love ya lots Mila,
Michael
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Jason Priestley is FUGLY! ha ha ..fat old man. Wee Todd Did!
I just want to remember them as they were. Beautiful fresh faces, young, sexy. Not as how they look now! Yucksss!
Where do I start?
WHere do you get off insulting ALL OF THE 90210 characters.
Jealous much,
so heres what you do…
get out of you mom and dads basement..off of the computer saying ur like a hot 20 somthing year old..when ur not…and get a life…got it?
Wow, like the way this person decribed each of these people; just wow. Half of what you said, isen’t even true and the other half, makes it sound WAY worse than it actually is. And the pictures? omg, some of them really don’t look like that. 90210 is like the best show that has EVEEEEERRRR beeen created, so like stop dissing it; don’t you have a life? I’ve watched up to season 4, senizo thats all thats out; and its been GRRREEEAAATT!And what you’ve said up there, really isen’t how it is.Brenda, was NOT a slut. That is for sure, and like just wow. For anyone who belives this fool; meh, ughk. Anyways, you know that Tiffiani girl? Ewwweh, i hated her in the showes i saw on t.v a couple times.
Hate hate hate hate hate her, ! I can’t wait till i get up to whatever season was on the t.v; i can see how much of a hoe she actually is in the shows. 
xD
Those pictures are so bad!!!!! Jennie Garth is the best, and that picture and description is very wrong because she is so pretty in real life. Tori Spelling also has her own show and she definitely does not look like that! I love Brian Austin Green, too!!!!!!!! 90210 is the best show ever and the actors are awesome; it is a great show no matter what you say.
Jennie Garth is so beautiful!!!?and a mother of 3 girls, a fluent iTALIAN SPEAKER, AND i think you are jealous and just found a photo of her when she was pregnant and made out she is fat and ugly.
Ellos fueron hermosos en su juventud
Ahora la vida les ha pasado factura al igual que a todos nos sucede
Que sirva de ejemplo para todos aquellos jovenes que se creen eternos y se ufanan de su lozania, tarde o temprano caerán víctimas del tiempo. Ojalá que aprendan en cabeza ajena y no sean tan soberbios ni arrogantes.
Saludos a todos los mexicanos que renegaron de nuestro México hermoso y se fueron a servir de esclavos a los E.E.U.U.
Dillan is so dreamy
Best regards
Just one note as a minor correction: Luke Perry played on Buffy the Vampire Slayer THE MOVIE .. with KRISTY SWANSON .. Sarah Michelle Gellar played on Buffy the Vampire Slayer THE SERIES. Luke Perry was nowehere near the series. Not even once did he appear in it.
Nicole,
Thanks for trying to correct an inaccuracy, but unfortunately you are linking Perry and SMG through the BVS T.V. series, which I never actually said he was on. I linked to the T.V. series, because honestly, more people are interested in that than they are the movie (Swanson was a hottie back than too). And if you are going to click my link (or massage it sexually), I would rather you go to the more popular choice.
Perry played Oliver Pike in the movie. And though he was alright in it, I would rather have my way with David Boreanaz if I had to pick a Buffy boffer.
One thing that always bugged me about that show was Shannen Doherty’s eyes. Her left eye is nearly a half inch higher than her right. Nothing really wrong with that, but just odd that somebody so deformed would be considered a “sex symbol”.
But, then, there was Tori Spelling…a face made for radio.
Joder como pasa el tiempo!! algunos estan algo petaos,, las drogas y los vicios pasan todavia mas factura que el tiempo,,, aunque hay que reconocer que en su juventud fueron realmente guapos y exitosos.
Wow…. You took the most unflattering pictures possible of these stars and cooked them up in a bad light. And on top of it, the wheelchairs… Just wow… I hope this site gives you purpose in your life…
Tommy,
I’m surprised that you were the first to notice. Yes, this site does give me purpose in life.
– My purpose use to be religious, but that’s all bullsh*t.
– Next was being an organ donor, but I couldn’t find girls to give it to.
– Then there was the free clinic work, but I didn’t want to see you every week.
– Finally I found this site and it’s been my purpose ever since.
Thanks for reading!
P.S. Your tests are still coming back positive, sorry.
I LOVE BEVERLY HILLS 90210 I THINK ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER I LOVE SHANNEN DOHERTY AND LUKE PERRY MAKE THE BEST COUPLE EVER …DYLAN AND BRENDA MAKE A AWSOME COUPLE TOGETHER AND I ALSO LIKE THE NEW
BEVERLY HILLS 90210 ON CHANNEL 5 EVERY TUESDAYS LOVE THAT ONE 2
SHANNEN DOHERTY STILL LOOKS PRETTY…..HOPE YOU GUYS WATCH THE
NEW 1 BYEEEE………….
i think jenny garth is soooo cool and pretty!!!
Honestly… Do you get a nice feeling inside, by writing all those bad things about other people??? – what can they have possible done to you, making you think and feel that you just HAVE to write a lot of mean and diffinetly NOT cool stuff about them?… Have they ever assulted you in person? They are just ordinary people, being famous because of a great tv succes… Why do you feel the way you do?… And maybe some of them just got enough of film and tv shows after 90210 and just didn’t wanted to do all that any longer – or for a period!
Honestly? – get a life, instead of talking so bad about others!!!… Write about something that makes sence!
If you want to know how they really look just check google. and this site is of course retarded.
These are their actual pictures (in some cases not the most flattering but absolutely the people in question). Are you denying that is their pictures Mr. dfjdfj?
Jenny Garth? ha! her eyes are still the most beautiful dimonds I’ve ever seen her entire body is still desire of most man the envy of many woman even younger than her around the world her hipps and bust are naturally bigger after Dancing With The Stars and being a mom, and ‘What I like about you’ lasted 4 seasons so I wuldn’t call that been more of a somebody.What can I say about Shannen Doherty she has been working on TV since 90210 non stop ‘Charm’ being her major show, Ive seen her turn into a remarkabley beautiful but most important elegant woman with her ‘charming’ smile and eloquency intact.Tifanni Thiessen is the exact same as when she was in the show I have absolutely no compalinmants about her looks Its like staring a fukin mirror withouth knowing which one is real.Tori spelling is famous and has money has been on TV a lot and being in major and not so major rols in 6 movies with an important gross revenue. I have to admit that Freddie (show) was little bit up tone and that Biran played a more unrealistic and funnier character than F.Prinz Jr but still he had a major rol that was the show about, a family comedy, and that was what they wanted for him.And although I usually don’t read gossip(I dislike reading random bubling bu**** about people) the first picture I saw when I goole-ed jason priestley was the cover of a magazine US Sexy Dads or somehtign like that, somehow I find doubtful that this magazine is witten by gay man instead of women.Luke Perry is Luke Perry he funkin owns it.I found interesting to Ian Ziering aside from dancing with the stars and Gabrielle Carteris though.
All in all the pictures are truth you can’t fool the cam the problem is the photographer, he’s probably an aged talentless short fat dude that sell those pics for someting to eat and whoever believes thats the actual look of them is a dumb.
PS:I know I type as **** so be it.
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I would like to commend the publisher of this awesome website, if not only for giving the world a much-needed update and snapshot into the lives of the former 90210-ers, but also for giving so many bottom-feeding mouth-breathers the opportunity to voice their love and affection for these washed-up-has-beens. These rocket-scientists (no offense real rocket scientists) were also able to share their well thought out, grammatically brilliant admonishments…
90210 fans are awesome!
I think all those pictures are so wrong of all the stars. Those pictures are all awful pictures of all the stars from 90210. They are all still sexy and beatiful and none of them actually look that horrible somebody wanted to make them look ugly they sure did do a good job. I also still love watching 90210 and all the cast and still think there beatiful and sexy. I watch all the reruns faithfully just like I watched the show faithfully. Forever a 90210 fan and lover and yes Dylan is so, so so fine.
HAha!
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what a bunch of loosers!
getting fat and bald.
only steve sanders is still sharp,i like him and his new friend in the picture.
he was good in the show,i wonder why he’s not on tv,as a host on mtv…
Súper Wow! Cambiaron muchísimo, recuerdo cuando en la serie, Donna (Tori Spelling) lucía una cinturita de avispa y ahora pues como mencionan el tiempo pasa y hay muchos cambios, ya están veteranos xD jaja pero tuvieron mucho éxito en aquellos inicios de los 90’s .
Los mega bombones de Dylan, Brandon y David ¡Qué cambiazo! xD
La que sigue siendo hermosa y radiante es mi querida Valerie (Tiffany Thiessen), ¡la adoro!
Ya ven chicos y chicas, eso de meterse porquerías los acaba cañón. No le hagan daño a su cuerpo y a su mente.
¡Forever Beverly Hills 90210!
hello i m marilyn and i am italian i love this personage and i want the mail of this vip because are fantastics we love you and i want conoscervi call me one kiss to ian luke gabrielle shannen genny jason ecc….i love we
get a life and stop judging them because i bet u do this only because u have a worst life than them!
AMAZING… just amazing!!!! Loved it!
And the comment from Jenny… I totally agree!
shannen doherthy e luke perry da giovani erano bellissimi ma adesso sono OSCENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … cmq forza beverly!!!!!!
hey, i bet u have a lot of friends… neways i bet ur the type they talk about behind ur back- thats sux- uh no hmm, your comments need a little help- factual evidence for example, ur opinions relevance, and oh right 100 % maturity- then and only then will ever grow up- BTW ur retarded
does everyone agree with me?
oh you better beleive it!
90210 is a great show, and what your saying about certain people is heartless and rude : ” Oh Tori, your dad is ashamed of you as much now that he’s dead as when he was alive ” this is really out of order, and the show lasted ages, like you could do better, YOUR “RETARD” MARKING 5,999,999.
Wow! I can’t belive how they looking today =O
Beverly Hilles was a great TV program
I knew Brandon will become ugly along the years because his beauty comes from his youth and no from a natural source.
Sabia que Brandon se iba afear con los años porque su belleza era gracias a la juventud, su belleza no era natural.
I love Brenda and Dylan!!! the best girlfriend to Dylan. Because The love brenda and Dylan is beuty
WOW!! I loved the original show when it was out. Of course, I was in HS at the time. I now enjoy Watching the new 90210, with Kelly, Brenda and Donna all involved. I must say… they look nothing like your pictures. Although, it doesn’t mean they didn’t gain some and lose some. But, I’m glad to see that trashing people you probably don’t even know personally has become your way of life. Who sh*t in your Cheerio’s as a kid? You already said in a previous comment that you couldn’t find any women to “Donate” your organ to. Obviously, you’re not too lucky with the ladies. But, hey… some guys just have that problem. This problem is usually due to being extremely ugly, or just by being a total dick who’s full of himself. Sometimes, its just because that ugly, dick has a little dick. In your case, its possibly all three. But, there has to be more to it. To shoot down the stars of a very popular TV show from years ago, there must be a reason. I’m thinking you tried making it in show bus. but failed horribly. So, you’re not only an ugly, dick with a small dick… you’re a jealous failure. This is simply your way of feeling better about yourself. It obviously works for you. So, way to go on finding yourself. BRAVO. I’m sure when you’re done on your PC and you choose to leave the comfort and security of your own home, you’re just the normal, neighborhood geek who no one is really interested in. And, because you hide behind the PC while shredding these actors/actresses to pieces, no one even knows its you. So, not only are you an ugly, dick who happens to be a failure with a small dick…. you’re also a coward. Again… way to go. You must be so proud of yourself.
I am not a coward — I would cage fight any 90210 star anytime anywhere. Bring it on.
Oh come on! Why putting a picture of Jennie up where she is eight month pregnant? It´s not like she´s actually looking like this every day! And beeing pregnant is a really good excuse of looking like a mess.
Hey u no what every one look bad except steve and i love steve
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I personally think it’s very easy to criticise someone but not yourself, Michael. It’s been almost 20 years since the show. I’d love to see how you’ll change in that period of time. Will you get younger & better looking? I bet you woun’t! Will you achieve something or trashing other people will still remain your way of life?
I’m not a huge fan of Beverly Hills show by the way…. just expressed my opinion on that piece of writing of yours…
Hey,..
I don’t get where is your problem, you’re insulting all of the caracters, you rate their retard factor,…
BTW, Beverly Hills is he best show ever, just to know…
Bye bye to everybody who likes 90210!! Ciao xD
si el paso del tiempo los cambio y no se puede parar eso algunas personas se ponen mejor y otras no ellos han sido bellos en su juventud pero el paso del tiempo los ha desgastado yo por mi parte los quiero a todos igual aunque me quedo con la imagen del antes cuando me hacian emocionar con sus vivencias las chicas hermosas kely dona brenda y andrea …ckler y valeri las ultimas y los muchachos hay que aceptarlo eran guapos los guachos yo me les queria parecer en algo para tener minas pero bueno no me ha hido mal ,no me quejo no habre sido uno de ellos pero tengo ya 32 años y el paso del tiempo lo tengo de mi lado gracias a dios estoy mejor que nunca en todo sentido…pero bueno beverly hills 90210 por siempre en mi corazon y esta nueva serie 90210 la miro solo para ver a los antiguos protagonistas aunque los nuevos son hermosos todos ..bueno saludos desde argentina y nos vemossssssss
I found this website as I was looking for what the old 90210 crowd was up to now. I’ve been hooked on the DVDs for a while now, and was curious. I don’t necessarily agree with what Michael is posting, but he’s not trying to hide any motives. It’s pretty clear what his opinions are, and if you disagree, as I do to most of them, that’s cool, but it’s his webpage. Anyhow, I did appreciate learning what the stars are up to now. I may not agree with the slant you take, Michael, but you’re pretty damn funny about it!
hello jason, i love you . you are my favourite actor. xxx keth