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Archive for November, 2007

World champion speedwalker attacked by Samurai

Samurai AttackWatching Japanese TV makes me wish I had a big budget or any budget at all to do stupid things on video. That and that those perfect bodied anime chicks were real and less boring. Anyway this Japanese TV show Spring of Trivia plays a cruel joke on racewalking champion Jefferson Perez. They wanted to see what would happen if Perez was attacked by a gang of sword-wielding samurai: would he rely on his expert racewalking skills to get away, or would he simply run away? Continue Reading »

Celebrity pregnancy countdown

Offensive PregnanciesChristina Aguilera is just the latest in a long string of celebrities to offend the public in general with their pregnancies. Some of them can’t stand being out of the public spotlight long enough to drop another spoiled child without flaunting their baby filled bellies in our faces while we are trying to just get through our day without throwing up. Continue Reading »

Dollar officially less cool than the euro – being used by rappers in videos

Euro now coolerRappers have always had four staples in their videos since Michael Jackson pop music quit being cool around the time he quit being white. You could always count on seeing cash, large bottomed females, expensive looking junk and some kind of reference to committing crimes. Sadly American cash could be going the same way as the way of the gloved one. Rapper Jay-Z has left the American greenback in favor of the Euro in his latest video.
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Where the terrorists are

Terrorist AttacksThinking about taking a trip and want to avoid getting blown up by a terrorist or just have an unnatural fear of terrorists? We have the perfect site for you – globalincidentmap.com. You can track terrorist attacks on a giant map like traffic or the weather channel.
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22,173 save Wiki

Donate WikiOnly you and almost thirty thousand like you can save Wiki. No not the Wiki the killer whale from Marineland in France, the online dictionary where people can change history to implicate various people with assassinating John F Kennedy. What is it that Wiki wants to do with your cash you ask? Continue Reading »

Proof that Chinese are the cheapest on the planet

CondomsAll stereotype slang about thrift must now be updated. Any reference to being ‘jewish’ must now be updated and referred to as being ‘chinese’. Chinese are now wearing recycled condoms in various parts of China. Continue Reading »

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie buy Ethiopia

The IslandSuper celebrities Brad and Angelina recently purchased Ethiopia for an undisclosed sum. Initially reporters had concluded the mega rich couple had purchased the actual country in an effort to acquire hundreds of thousands of children for them and their celebrity friends. As it turned out they merely purchased the island of Ethiopia in the UAE’s islands of “The World” development.
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Millions afflicted by Gingervitis

GingervitisGingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling. Continue Reading »

Facebook costs fairy a job

Fired fairyKevin Colvin, former intern at Anglo Irish Bank emailed into work about a family emergency. Then after making what can only be described as a terrifying costume choice fairy Kevin posted pictures of himself on his facebook account. One of his co workers was kind enough to make his superiors aware of his Halloween activities.
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Lightning strike victim humiliated by local TV news

Lightning strike victimLocal TV News channel picks on lightning strike victim emerging from a coma. Sure they claim technical difficulties but the poor teen shook like she was being electrocuted as the video for the interview skipped over and over. This led plastic face news boy to continue to laugh over and over no doubt further scarring the poor kid for life. Continue Reading »

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