Retards race to make 100K in stock
Take two amateur stock investors, several days of not working to create a new site, ten thousand dollars and you have yourself the great retardtrader.com stock race. Michael and Lindsey are racing each other to each make one hundred thousand dollars and recording every step along the way.
It took a full week to get everything all designed and setup but after a week of trading our racers are up a combined 46 percent. Lindsey and Michael are both good researchers and have very different styles which should make for an entertaining race. Lindsey is pretty spontaneous and Michael is a pessimist who likes to find the weak stock in the herd and ride it down.
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Posted By: Jerome Aronson
News Category: Entertainment, Financial, News
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THAT IS GAY
My life partner and I find that term to be offensive you could have simply said that’s retarded (which I would have taken as a compliment) or THAT HAS ALTERNATE SEXUAL ORIENTATION in any event I much prefer more thought out insults, preferably shorter ones because I have a very limited attention span though. Thank you for taking the time to insult me however, I appreciate you taking the time and will have someone to fantasize about when I am with him later tonight…