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Video of Winona Ryder riding a mannequin

Ryder riding a dummyTroubled actress Winona Ryder whose career has been in a nose dive since her shoplifting incident has been on hiatus since 2001. The addiction and lack of work have apparently led her to do bad things, very bad things with a dummy. This latest fling is no ordinary Hollywood dummy this is an actual mannequin and not a very good looking one at that.

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Wonder if she will get a third academy award nomination for her latest performance. If she sticks to this sort of thing she will probably get an AVN award at least. At worst she might get splinters or give the mannequin a disease, does he have any idea where she’s been?

An angst ridden cute young chick is kinda cool, an older one is just psycho.

Not sure what she was thinking with this video, maybe she saw what how it created careers for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and wanted in on the action. Or more than likely she and her agent were on drugs – either way it’s the first thing she’s done in a while that I actually watched.

She will appear in Paramount Pictures’ and director JJ Abrams’ Star Trek (2008), as Spock’s mother Amanda Grayson, a role originally played by Jane Wyatt.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Celebrity, Humor

 

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