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Taking rental truck off-roading

Rented TruckA couple of weeks ago when it was raining pretty heavily I rented a truck because my car was in the shop. I paid extra for the full coverage on top of my existing insurance which pretty much gave me insurance super powers. Armed with my ring of insurance invulnerability I couldn’t pass up running over anything that wasn’t moving…

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OMG I just can’t pass this up.

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Clean truck – check
giant puddles of rainwater – check
extra insurance on rental – check
lack of judgement – check.

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Extra cab afforded room for co-workers to capture my idiocy on film for later prosecution from rental company.

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Looking for broken bottles and water hazards with my tires.

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Brake quickly just in case there are any nails in there.

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Having fun now.

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Note to self act extra innocent and don’t make eye contact when returning rental vehicle.

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After the first couple runs I was smart enough to roll up my windows.

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After a good hosing off you can hardly see any damage.

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Good thing I rented from one of those dumpy small places and not a major chain with real lawyers.

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Next time I am just going to buy one of these and just drive like this every day.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Humor, Retarded

 

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