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World’s funniest candy jar

Ultimate candy jarA few months ago we decided to glue a candy jar shut with epoxy and photograph all of the freeloaders at work trying to get candy. Since then we’ve been scratching our brains (ouch) trying to come up with something to top that candy prank. Inspiration finally hit (again ouch) and here’s what happened…

best candy prank ever
The new candy jar (pre modification) one 40 inch Giant Pony on sale for $48.70 at rite aid.

best candy prank ever
The candy will be stored in this 2 dollar plastic bucket from Home Depot.

best candy prank ever
A long sleeve shirt will provide the short tunnel necessary to reach the candy container inside the stuffed pony.

best candy prank ever
Cutting a small hole for the sleeve to attach to the container.

best candy prank ever
Epoxy to seal the candy container lid and the sleeve.

best candy prank ever
Sleeve attached to internal candy container – check.

best candy prank ever
Allow to dry and check for strength.

best candy prank ever
Remove stuffing and insert internal candy container.

best candy prank ever
Carefully sew other end of sleeve to far end of stuffed pony, now everyone can be an amateur veterinarian.

best candy prank ever
The finished product – one custom stuffed pony candy jar!

best candy prank ever
Fill with an assortment of chocolates and candy to tempt even the most discriminating candy aficionados.

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Blueprints…

instructions
Put instructions on the wall for those who just wouldn’t guess off the top of their head there was candy in there.

Now that we’re all set up, time for the victims hungry coworkers…

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The first victim, wasn’t so sure – but fortunately child labor is willing to forgo pride over the desire for sweet, sweet candy.

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Breaking in the candy jar.

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She seemed to enjoy it… nice.

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Scuba man had flashbacks.

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A recent DUI wouldn’t stop this clown from driving down the wrong candy street.

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He had to explain it to her.

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With some encouragement she dove in.

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Short people had to go in beyond their elbows to get the chocolate inside.

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She seemed to have her reservations, something you would think her past life working in go-go bars would have prepared her for this.

Not everyone would allow us to photograph them, but seeing the owner of the company suggest order the reluctant CEO (not pictured) to get some was priceless.

best candy prank ever
Free candy if you are willing to pay the price…

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Humor, Pranks

 

3 Responses to “World’s funniest candy jar”

  1. [...] They so copied the retardzone candy jar. [...]

    Retard picture tour: 3/5 on 05 Mar 2008 at 4:19 pm
  2. erm, incase you missed it, they said that they were wondering what to do SINCE THE CANDY JAR

    bleedin retard

    christian on 28 May 2009 at 1:19 pm
  3. I take offense to you calling me bleedin – I am not a female, and have never been in heat as far as I know. As for what we’ve been doing we bought a vending machine and started charging cash (as we were previously just giving it away for free and we’re worth at least 65 cents).
    http://retardzone.com/2008/06/10/retardzone-opens-storefront-location/

    Jerome on 28 May 2009 at 3:33 pm
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