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Retard competes in Olympic gymnastics for wrong team

Retard GymnistSure we all can’t win the gold, but competing for let’s say the women’s track team would buy you at least three seconds on your mile. In the army chicks only had to run at a brisk walk to pass their physical requirements tests (guess the bad guys need to be told not to chase women at full speed). So if we’re going to have steroids in professional sports and co-ed bathrooms let’s cheat our way to the gold…

Not sure which is funnier the mustache or the pink tutu, this year’s retard gold medalist Paul Hunt, USA.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Pranks, Retarded, Video

 

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