There is little questioning the recognizability of the American born and bred, Chevrolet Corvette. Whether you are a car aficionado or just a school age boy able to recognize the difference between a girl and a boy, the Corvette has a history to be proud about, until N2A gets a hold of it. Continue Reading »
18 Feb, 08 in Review, Technerd 
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For just $99 you can see the Cloverfield monster in your own home, without getting nauseous from a few hours of shaky hand cam either. What would make kids happier than a 14 inch tall monster that comes complete with sound (years of psycho therapy and batteries not included).
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17 Feb, 08 in Entertainment, Retarded Jerome No Comments »
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Like the New England Patriots run for the Superbowl Hillary Clinton’s nomination was supposed to be a coordination and the house both were in betting terms sure things. With Texas now as a must-win state for Hillary the latest poll now show her trailing to Obama by 6 points. It’s never too early to start Monday morning quarterbacking how she lost her 20 point lead in the polls… Continue Reading »
15 Feb, 08 in News, Political, Rants Jerome No Comments »
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Anytime you hear the word ‘oscar nominated’ used repeatedly to promote a movie without hearing the even more overused catch-phrase number one movie in America be afraid, be very afraid. There Will be Blood failed to be a number one movie in America, which means that it couldn’t outdraw the likes of Hanna Montana, Juno, Alvin & The Chipmunks, and 27 Dresses. Read our superficial synopsis and save yourself the misery and pain that is sitting through this craptastrophe. Continue Reading »
14 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Retarded, Review Jerome 2 Comments »
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Roger Clemens was a very popular athlete and a hero to many, so even after this latest alleged use of HGH and steroids many will still look up to the big guy. His image will be slightly tarnished so he will need to go for some lesser known companies and pitch himself differently after the controversy. Here are 10 suggested advertisers for Roger Clemens…
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14 Feb, 08 in Celebrity, Humor, Retarded Jerome 3 Comments »
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I’m not sure what was said but Christ was struck by lightning recently. The lightning strike was captured on film, when the 130ft tall statue made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete. Christ the Redeemer stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Continue Reading »
12 Feb, 08 in Humor, News Jerome No Comments »
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The Archbishop of Canterbury recently suggested that having Sharia or Muslim law in the UK was ‘Unavoidable’. Christopher Hitchens, who is one of the most eloquent, thoughtful and principled writers out there weighed in on the subject. Suffice it to say the fellow Brit was not amused with the prospect of a joint judicial system in Britain… Continue Reading »
12 Feb, 08 in News, Political, Rants Jerome No Comments »
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Recently hall of fame pitcher Juan Marichal and Pedro Martinez were implicated in cockfighting. When I first heard about this I wasn’t all that surprised, Pedro was very thin, dressed nicely and came off as being a little efeminite. Upon actually reading about it I found out the controversy had to with chicken fighting and Pedro and Juan are not officially a couple… Continue Reading »
11 Feb, 08 in News, Retarded Jerome 2 Comments »
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People who berate employees at Laundrymats fail to take into consideration that the Chinese have a thousand years of kung fu in their blood. You can only push them so far before they bust out a can of bruce lee whoop ass. This video is great it reminds me of the printer beat down scene in office space, one of the all time great cinematic moments. Continue Reading »
07 Feb, 08 in Humor, Retarded, Video Jerome No Comments »
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What do you get when you combine modern art with the movie transformers? Well you get a multi million dollar disco ball called the cloud, because London doesn’t have enough clouds on it’s own…. Continue Reading »
07 Feb, 08 in Retarded, Technerd Jerome 1 Comment »
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