Parish Hilton has found religion, well sort of she was recently photographed with what looked like a Buddhist monk near LA. As it turns out the ‘monk’ was a 52 year old semi crazy actor who was in Pirates of the Caribbean. Paris probably decided that nothing would be more fun than messing with the paparazzi for a change and the old guy figured she was worth getting herpes for.
I am so going to hell for this.
Just pick something you crazy skinny white person so I can get you home and put you in the bent lotus position.
That better not be no other monk’s phone number, I know karate and stuff – I got three free lessons with this outfit.
Are my nuts supposed to itch this much?
Buy my book and learn how to get hot stupid chick to sleep with even old homeless looking guy.
Maxie J. Santillan in Pirates of the Caribbean (pre-herpes)
If you keep sleeping with me you will find enlightened path.
These squiggles are called words you empty headed round eye.
I said half frapachino latte not quarter you useless skank – go back in there and fix it for master.
What the hell you have millions of dollars and you can’t afford a few lousy thousand dollars for a real pair of chest squishies are you asian cheap?
The five precepts are not given in the form of commands such as “thou shalt not …”, but are training rules in order to live a better life in which one is happy, without worries, and can meditate well.
1. To refrain from taking life. (non-violence towards sentient life forms)
2. To refrain from taking that which is not given (not committing theft)
3. To refrain from sensual misconduct (abstinence from immoral sexual behavior)
4. To refrain from lying. (speaking truth always)
5. To refrain from intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness (refrain from using drugs or alcohol)
Hooking up with Paris pretty much blows all five of them (counting the taking live as her penchant for Carl’s Juniors burgers and her treatment of small dogs).
His Myspace page hey lady’s he’s available!
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