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Retardzone opens storefront location

Vending Machine Other popular websites have translated their virtual success into real life brick and mortar storefronts, and retardzone is no different. We have now launched a physical storefront self contained snack food cash transaction device also known as a vending machine.

The Seaga Elite Series HF3500 retails for around 5,000 dollars so based on an average 40 cents per sale and an average of twenty sales a week the machine should pay for itself in just over a decade.

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Steal borrow delivery van from work to pickup vending machine, perfect for a kidnapping or a large purchase.

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The radio was showing Error 31, and only playing spanish music will Google error message later.

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118 miles later and 250 dollars in gas and we’re there.

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2 boxes comprise the Seaga 3500, a refrigerated drink compartment and a snack compartment with cash / coin machine.

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Barely squeezed through door, which meant we didn’t have to knock any walls down, or bother opening the box before trying to squeeze through door.

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The HF3500 in all of it’s shiny grandeur…

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Time to load up with nutritious crap that people will actually buy.

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We decided on the following pricing structure (with attractive self-made price tags)

Item Price Unit Cost Profit Profit Margin
Chips $0.50 $0.22 $0.28 56%
Candy Bars $0.75 $0.36 $0.39 52%
Corn Nuts $0.75 $0.45 $0.30 40%
Soda $0.75 $0.32 $0.43 57%
Premium Candy $0.85 $0.42 $0.43 51%

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Posing with machine.

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Everyone loves a sale, will take down sign in two years or whenever sign falls down, whichever comes first.

Seaga Elite HF3500

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Financial, News, Retarded, Uncategorized


2 Responses to “Retardzone opens storefront location”

  1. Put that in a school, probably make a lot more money.

    Bob on 29 Jun 2008 at 4:21 pm
  2. Sadly schools give out contracts to vendors, and kids tend to batter the machines. It is a constant source of entertainment hearing the machine operate a couple of times a day – the cha-ching of coins and snacks falling down. I’ve always wanted to open one of those up and have one, and it should eventually make up for some of the cash lost on retardtrader.com.

    Jerome on 01 Jul 2008 at 10:16 am

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