I still can’t believe my luck, last week I received the fantastic news that I had won the lottery! Not just any lottery either, but as it turns out $600,000 dollars in the global online sweepstake lottery. The email apparently has something to do with Nigeria so I tracked down someone from Nigeria to try to find out out my winnings.
I have made a cash deposit for fourteen thousand six hundred dollars, and quit my job in anticipation of my winnings. It’s been a few days since I’ve heard anything from the good people at the Global Online Sweepstakes so I decided to research things out a little more (after I mailed my check of course). Although being on the other end of the world with shipping and all a few days makes sense. Mr. Ali Ibrahim from Nigeria is my point of contact, so unable to find him I did find a nice lady named Ifoma from Nigeria. Since the names both begin with the letter “i” and I have a lot of free time since I quit my job I figured I’d contact her.
Ifoma who hails from the city of Lgaos, Nigheria – which I’ve heard is a beautiful this time of year even has a webcam. So now I have a face to put to things which is of great comfort to me.
My chat with a Nigerian:
Ifoma wasn’t all that helpful, but she was nice and she did offer to take her shirt off.
I’m still not sure, but I think she might know more than she’s letting on.
You can go online and talk to Ifoma (when she’s online) at : http://cam4.com/ifoma
Here is my cashiers check I sent as instructed:
Here is my notification I received:
From : Mrs.Kate Watters < email@example.com >
Reply-To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Sent : Wednesday, July 28, 2008 9:39 PM
To : undisclosed-recipients:
Subject : Your E-Mail Address Have Won $600,000.00
GLOBAL ONLINE SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY,
We happily announce to you the draw of the Global Online Sweetstake Lottery International programs held on the 27th of February 2007 in Amsterdam Holland. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564 75600545-188 with serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of $600,000.00(Six hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file RPC/9080118308/04 made available from a total cash prize of US $11 Million dollars, shared amongst the first SIX (6) lucky winners in this category. All participants were selected randomly from world wide web sites through a computer drawn system and extracted from over 100,000 companies. This promotion takes place annually.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Africabooklet representative in Abuja Nigeria as indicated in your play coupon, In view of this, your $600,000.00 (Sixr hundred Thousand Dollars)would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Abuja Nigeria as soon as you establish contact, Please be warned. To file for your claim, please contact by email first our fiduciary agent: Barrister Ali Ibrahim, Abuja Nigeria, Email Addressis:( email@example.com )
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, you are to contact the fiduciary agent in Nigeria with the followings details above. Your full names, contact address, age, private telephone/fax number and occupation. Quote your Ticket number reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.
Mrs Kate Watters
GLOBAL SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY.
Where my money is:
So if you know anyone in Nigeria, or who is involved with Global Online Sweetstake Lottery International please contact me immediately, I can’t wait to get my money. Since I quit my job time is of the essence.