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Bigfoot found but many unanswered questions remain

Unanswered Bigfoot QuestionsNow that Bigfoot’s existence has been proved beyond a shadow of doubt by the good folks at Searching for Bigfoot LLC we can get down to asking the really important outstanding journalistic questions about bigfoot…

1. buildingsCrazy People
Why have only crazy people seen you in the past? Are you drawn to exposing yourself to them or them to you?
2. third worldWhy so Camera Shy?
With roughly four hundred million cell phones with cameras, digital cameras and all manners of photo taking devices why are there so few pictures of you?
3. childrenSwinging 70s
The National Enquirer is reporting that you had a swinging trist with the six million dollar man and the bioinic woman (apparently the six million dollar man was bi-onic also). Just come out and confirm the affair don’t pull a John Edwards.
4. bad religionWhat’s with the Beef Jerky?

Why do you like Beef Jerky so much? We’ve all seen the normally reclusive creatures starring in beef jerky commercials what is it about smoked meat that has led you to endorse this product and make rare appearances?
5. technologyAbuse Alligations

There were rumors of inappropriate touching from Ernie Henderson can you address those rumors?
6. immigrantsHair Care

What is your secret to keeping your stylings mane so well groomed in the wilderness? Do you comb, rub on trees, bathe in streams – share your secrets with us.
7. carsRelationship to Chewbacca
What is your relationship with Chewbacca? How are you related and is it true that you haven’t spoken since not being included in the latest Star Wars films?
8. buildingsBig Wheel Fetish
What is with the big wheels? Are you aware of your trucks impact on global warming and how do you address your carbon footprint?
9. carsMissing Link

Chicken vs Egg – are you the missing link or the result of a wild weekend between an East German shotputter and a circus monkey?
10. buildingsTaste Test

Now that a Bigfoot has been killed let’s finally answer the age old question does Sasquatch really taste like chicken?

The creature was found by Matthew Whitton (AKA Gary Parker) and Rick Dyer (residents of Georgia) in the woods in northern Georgia. (The exact location is being kept secret to protect the creatures.)

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer will be flying in from Georgia to be at the press conference. Also present at the press conference will be Tom Biscardi, CEO of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.

Whitton is a local, Georgia, police officer, who is currently on administrative leave after being wounded in the course of duty pursuing an alleged felon. Dyer is a former correctional officer. Whitton and Dyer are co-owners of bigfoottracker.com and Bigfoot Global LLC., a company that offers Bigfoot expeditions. Whitton and Dyer are working with Bigfoot hunter, Tom Biscardi, and Biscardi’s Searching for Bigfoot, Inc., to present and conduct the scientific study of the evidence and information on this body.

Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:

  • The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
  • It weighs over five hundred pounds.
  • The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
  • It is male.
  • It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
  • It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
    five toes on each foot.

  • The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
  • Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five
    and three-quarters inches wide at
    the heel.

  • From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its
    hands are eleven and three-quarters inches
    long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

  • The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the
    same day that the body was found.)

  • The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
  • DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo
    evidence will be presented at the press
    conference on Friday, August 15th.

 

Bigfoot Site

You can read more about the earth-shattering discovery of Bigfoot at searchingforbigfoot.com.

Time will tell if the discovery is real. According to LiveScience.com, on Aug. 19, 2005, Biscardi appeared on the radio show “Coast to Coast with George Noory,” claiming his group had captured a Bigfoot a week earlier, a male beast that weighed over 400 pounds and stood eight feet tall.

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Posted By: Jerome Aronson

News Category: Celebrity, Environmental, News, Retarded

 

4 Responses to “Bigfoot found but many unanswered questions remain”

  1. I believe that Bigfoot is real because I know what Bigfoot really is. The film that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin made in 1967 in Northern California at Bluff Creek of Bigfoot was real. Here is what they filmed on October/20/1967.
    A long time ago there were thousands of slaves that ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys of all different ages and sizes that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them were giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall. So there were giant men back in those days. Some of these men and boys went exploring to Borneo and caught female Orangutans and took them to South America and had sex with them and created the Indians. The men and boys that stayed in Africa caught female Gorillas and had sex with them and created the Africans. When scientists found the bones in Africa they thought we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. But it wasn’t a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That’s where all the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures come from. They are half man and half Gorilla and half man and half Orangutan. They use to call the Indians the red man. The Orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the Indian’s skin remained red. The Gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the African’s skin remained black. Some of the Indians and Africans are tall. And some of the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures are tall. They are tall because some of the men that created them were tall. Some scientists believe that we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. Have you ever seen an 8 ft. tall Chimpanzee? I haven’t either. Bigfoot migrated up through Africa and came into the United States at the top of Africa when the land was connected. The Orangutan creatures migrated up through Central America and came into the United States like the Indians did. The creature that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin filmed in 1967 was half man and half Gorilla. It was a female Bigfoot that they named Patty. Patty was not a man in a costume, she is not our missing link and she is not a figment of our imagination. Patty was a creature that was created by men that had sex with female Gorillas and Orangutans a long time ago. Believe it or not. Man created his own evolution.

    Jesus Christ on 12 Jul 2009 at 8:31 pm
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