Comments on: A retard’s guide to Switzerland http://retardzone.com/2008/08/20/a-retards-guide-to-switzerland/ Retard Zone Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:39:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Hanz Hardon http://retardzone.com/2008/08/20/a-retards-guide-to-switzerland/comment-page-1/#comment-7228 Hanz Hardon Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:36:52 +0000 http://retardzone.com/?p=494#comment-7228 Lighten Up in Switzerland?..... Haha good one. 1. Only lightening up is the Grey emulsion you can paint on your prison room wall. 2. The constant staring like your something that just stepped out a petri dish. 3. The never do anything wrong mentality which is about as special as a desolate rabid dog shitter in a desert. 4. If your over the age of 25 don't bother in any social or human activities sir, I'm sorry mate but you've had it. 5. The Women have hair all kinds of places, seriously my St Bernard has less hair in a malting season. 6. Oh again did I mention the women are Ugly?, yeah you can put that one down again, Be especially warned around the Swiss German part they've done away with the Human aspect of life and gone all out and had the Uni Sex test tube baby brought in, Sponsored by Roche joking aside I'm totally serious. Soo if your Interested in moving to Switzerland and waisting your life from the everyday living point of view of the real world or maybe you want to commit suicide ? or hide some blood money or even better not pay your taxes this is the Shithole for you sir!, you will find no better efficient, respectable shit hole whilst you still have a pulse on earth. Remember Foreigners aren't allowed secrets UNLESS, your bank account is over the 20 Million CHF then you fall under another standard. Thank you from your friendly Swiss Tourist Information Centre ! Lighten Up in Switzerland?….. Haha good one.

1. Only lightening up is the Grey emulsion you can paint on your prison room wall.

2. The constant staring like your something that just stepped out a petri dish.

3. The never do anything wrong mentality which is about as special as a desolate rabid dog ****ter in a desert.

4. If your over the age of 25 don’t bother in any social or human activities sir, I’m sorry mate but you’ve had it.

5. The Women have hair all kinds of places, seriously my St Bernard has less hair in a malting season.

6. Oh again did I mention the women are Ugly?, yeah you can put that one down again,

Be especially warned around the Swiss German part they’ve done away with the Human aspect of life and gone all out and had the Uni Sex test tube baby brought in, Sponsored by Roche joking aside I’m totally serious.

Soo if your Interested in moving to Switzerland and waisting your life from the everyday living point of view of the real world or maybe you want to commit suicide ? or hide some blood money or even better not pay your taxes this is the ****hole for you sir!, you will find no better efficient, respectable **** hole whilst you still have a pulse on earth.

Remember Foreigners aren’t allowed secrets UNLESS, your bank account is over the 20 Million CHF then you fall under another standard.

Thank you from your friendly Swiss Tourist Information Centre !

]]> By: Joe http://retardzone.com/2008/08/20/a-retards-guide-to-switzerland/comment-page-1/#comment-6484 Joe Wed, 21 Apr 2010 02:45:46 +0000 http://retardzone.com/?p=494#comment-6484 Hey ...I'll stand up for Switzerland! I've been there, mostly on business (with extensions for holiday) around 20 times and I've been to many many other places around the world. Switzerland remains my absolute favorite place to visit and I found the people to be very hospitable. And yes, I even know that there are FOUR languages (at least) spoken in Switzerland, not counting the English that students are required to learn: German, French, Italian, and Romansh (or Romansch ...the way I learned it was spelled). Great place! Great country! Always and forever worth visiting (or staying!). Hey …I’ll stand up for Switzerland! I’ve been there, mostly on business (with extensions for holiday) around 20 times and I’ve been to many many other places around the world. Switzerland remains my absolute favorite place to visit and I found the people to be very hospitable. And yes, I even know that there are FOUR languages (at least) spoken in Switzerland, not counting the English that students are required to learn: German, French, Italian, and Romansh (or Romansch …the way I learned it was spelled). Great place! Great country! Always and forever worth visiting (or staying!).

]]> By: TJ http://retardzone.com/2008/08/20/a-retards-guide-to-switzerland/comment-page-1/#comment-5716 TJ Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:24:32 +0000 http://retardzone.com/?p=494#comment-5716 John... you need to relax. Most of the Swiss are pretty cool folks, but you, my friend, need to hop a train to Amsterdam and smoke a bowl. Relax, Killer, it's a joke... Lighten up. John… you need to relax. Most of the Swiss are pretty cool folks, but you, my friend, need to hop a train to Amsterdam and smoke a bowl.

Relax, Killer, it’s a joke… Lighten up.

]]> By: john http://retardzone.com/2008/08/20/a-retards-guide-to-switzerland/comment-page-1/#comment-4491 john Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:25:28 +0000 http://retardzone.com/?p=494#comment-4491 fuck off you fucking prick, check your info is right before trying to make pathetic jokes about us. French? im sorry mate but in zurich you'll find german you'll be very lucky if the french language bugs you in zurich. anyways french is much nicer than cuntish english twats who think their language should rule the world. Oh yeah and the swiss team is the swiss team its not fuckin servette thats the geneva team twat. **** off you ****ing ****, check your info is right before trying to make pathetic jokes about us. French? im sorry mate but in zurich you’ll find german you’ll be very lucky if the french language bugs you in zurich. anyways french is much nicer than ****ish english twats who think their language should rule the world. Oh yeah and the swiss team is the swiss team its not ****in servette thats the geneva team twat.

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